About as good as a California Brush Okie accent with traces of Minnesota loggers dialect.
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No, I'd rather continue to use the skills I've learned to keep me on the pole rather than some government mandated contraption making my job more difficult. The risk of falling weeds out those that won't cut it. No risk of falling leads to culls on the job.
You know how it is.....government fucks up 100 things for every thing they help. Reagan said it perfectly, scariest words you can hear....I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
I don't think I will see the sunrise now until next June.
I got out in 2000 and was amazed at what I saw 10yrs ago for climbing.That guy would laugh his ass off if he saw the shit we have to wear now.
Keith
A quarter inch close is good enough for any framer. They get their work covered in Sheetrock and then the finisher comes in and throws a couple gallons of mud over that
Willow, all 90lbs of her will hit the side of the bed and do that when she wants to go outside. She will move the bed across the floor.
Generally I teach one of my dogs to "smile". It usually ends up like that. I can't quite figure out why the wife thinks this is not a good idea.
NY: "Yo, Vinnie. Cum listen to dis dude. He's from da soth. Dos people are so stoopid. I wood neva go down der."
In the south, "you're not from around here, are you," is not a question; it's an insult.
I was told that in Harlan, Kentucky. We left there shortly after that. They were nice about it, and we got the hint.
Well, bless your heart. I am southern enough to know that one.
Well, you coulda told them you were Vegans from Portland....
The proper redneck carpenter term here in Montana is “stinks” as in 43 and 11 stinks.
And yes we use fine and strong for 32nds.
Teenths. As in...
"43 and six teenths."
"43 sixteenths. Who the fuck says 43 sixteenths?"
"No! 43 AND six teenths."
"How MANY sixteenths?"
"SIX!!"
"Oh. Why didn't you say that first? How many inches again?"
"You better start moving! Where the fuck is my hammer?"
I was told or asked that when I moved to Orlando FL from E TN around 1990 or so. I always asked them if they were native Floridians, never did get a "yes" for an answer. LOL
I worked with a guy where everything was a "steenth" , even when it wasn't.
Years ago there was a guy here who couldn't read a tape measure (or anything at all I don't think), he carried around a piece of string to measure things.
Worked with another fellow who swore "Using a tape measure just gives you two chances to screw it up." Former finsih carpenter, he cut and fit, cut and fit.
Years ago there was a guy here who couldn't read a tape measure (or anything at all I don't think), he carried around a piece of string to measure things.
Worked with another fellow who swore "Using a tape measure just gives you two chances to screw it up." Former finsih carpenter, he cut and fit, cut and fit.
So you met some of my wife's kin. I went into a place over there and ordered a burger. The guy looked at me like I was from Mars so I told him that Fuzz said that they had the best burger in town. He asked how I knew Fuzz and I told him that he was kin to my wife. Ohh, you is the one that was in the Marines. The whole place went back to normal. That's when I realized how quiet it was in there.
That road was a really fun drive until they put the tunnel in. Many an idiot drove off the side of the mountain.
With that data on hand; in your humble opinion, when you see a "Florida Man" video or picture + story, are they more likely native Floridian, or imported?
Around here, we usually get what we call halfbacks. They start out somewhere cold and miserable, then move to FL where it's hot and miserable, then come halfway back and stop. Native FL people I've met are generally good folks.
Well...odds are 6.5 in 10 will be from elsewhere. I'm not sure anyone south of Palm Bay was born in Florida. A bit different in the panhandle.
Florida is a weird state. The county I live in the sheriff recommends law abiding citizens arm themselves and. perforate anyone crossing their threshold uninvited The county on our NE corner will give free blowjobs to libtards.
