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….and is two seconds slower than my car in the 1/4 mile!
Is that with or without the COVID mask over the A/C intake?
If you said to a woman "Pick an outfit you like, then wear it every day for a whole year." they'd say no way and tell you that you're crazy.
And yet...
That leads to a twist to the age old question; "Are you staring at my breasts? Or are you staring at my tattoo?"
Just now today.
2 tons of fun @Woodburn dragstrip
The RCC of Div 6
Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
I've never owned a mudstain.
Gen z will never understand Monty pythons joke about sex on tv being ok as long as you don’t fall off
Hard to believe a single man does dishes after every meal.
That's how I saved my niece from getting ridiculous tattoo around her navel at age 19. She wouldn't listen to reason, so I asked her to imagine wearing the same pair of shoes for the rest of her life.
Tattoos on a beautiful woman are like warning labels on a bottle of poison.
You have an electric car?Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
Don't embrace the ghey....ignore option can be your friend.
IYKYK. Some times my sense of humor is still stuck in Jr High.
Barney singing a drunken Otis a lullaby.
I'm so jealous.
Live in an urban area and it’s a blast to drive.
Screw all the people running around saying “I bought the car because of the environment,” the thing is FAST (500HP/500ft lb ALL the time) and fun to drive. (Though, I won’t lie, it was sorta nice to have when gas was nearly $6/gal and I was paying $40 a month to charge the car.)
Which Tesla do you have?Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
I rode in a Model S, it was jaw dropping quick.
