Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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I say it all the time, a face or neck tat is a clue that this person does not make good decisions in life.
Needed to stop for a tire repair in the thriving metropolis of La Pine Oregon.
Walked over to a small family ran independent establishment for a quick lunch at Ponderosa Pizza.
That's right, barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple.
920lbs….
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Hunters bag 920-pound ‘dinosaur’ alligator: ‘I thought I was going to die’
Jaw-dropping videos and photos of the capture are making waves online.
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Hand tats too. I have tattoos, but you'd never know it unless I wanted you to.
Nuke it from orbit……..it’s the only way to be sure.
….and is two seconds slower than my car in the 1/4 mile!
Is that with or without the COVID mask over the A/C intake?
If you said to a woman "Pick an outfit you like, then wear it every day for a whole year." they'd say no way and tell you that you're crazy.
And yet...
That leads to a twist to the age old question; "Are you staring at my breasts? Or are you staring at my tattoo?"
Just now today.
2 tons of fun @Woodburn dragstrip
The RCC of Div 6
Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
I've never owned a mudstain.
Gen z will never understand Monty pythons joke about sex on tv being ok as long as you don’t fall off
Hard to believe a single man does dishes after every meal.
That's how I saved my niece from getting ridiculous tattoo around her navel at age 19. She wouldn't listen to reason, so I asked her to imagine wearing the same pair of shoes for the rest of her life.
Tattoos on a beautiful woman are like warning labels on a bottle of poison.
You have an electric car?Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
