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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

It's not retardation, it's the friggin line cutters who try to gaslight people into thinking that they were before them, and then they get pissy when called out and confronted. 😂
There is a certain demographic that thinks lines are there for them to cut in. I was in the Return Merchandice line at Lowe's one time waiting to return a bundle of wooden tack strips used to attach new carpet pads to a floor.

A 'queen' with some rino horn of shellacked hair on top of her head got in line behind me. There were three people in front of me.

Everytime one finished and left the counter the line moved up and this entitled pos behind me would try and go around me. The only reason she couldn't was because I made sure to keep the bundle of 3' long tack strips lined with their cat claw like sharp tacks stuck out to my side which were now right in her face as she stood next to me, no longer behind me.

When she realized I wasn't going to let her entitled, fat, unwashed ass cut in front of me she asked "Is 'dat 'dem tack strips?' I gave her a look that said 'You're fixing to FAFO if you try and cut in front of me.'
 
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I was banging this woman in the 90's from Wisc. that had dogs and cats, One dog in particular liked to jump on the bed when we were doing it and poke his fucking nose in the act, every fucking time. I'd kick him off the bed and every time she'd say 'Don't kick him, OK?'

Whats worse was every time when we finished and she'd get up and go to the bathroom, she'd call that fucking mutt who was eagerly waiting and shut the door. Then I'd hear her moaning, the same moaning she'd do while we were doing it.

I finally told her we weren't doing it anymore with that dog in the room. She got mad and stared at me with this crazy look and I quit going by after that.
 
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I was banging this woman in the 90's from Wisc. that had dogs and cats, One dog in particular liked to jump on the bed when we were doing it and poke his fucking nose in the act, every fucking time. I'd kick him off the bed and every time she'd say 'Don't kick him, OK?'

Whats worth was every time when we finished and she'd get up and go to the bathroom, she'd call that fucking mutt who was eagerly waiting and shut the door. Then I'd hear her moaning, the same moaning she'd do while we were doing it.

I finally told her we weren't doing it anymore with that dog in the room. She got mad and stared at me with this crazy look and I quit going by after that.
Why were you banging a 90's year old?🤮
 
I was banging this woman in the 90's from Wisc. that had dogs and cats, One dog in particular liked to jump on the bed when we were doing it and poke his fucking nose in the act, every fucking time. I'd kick him off the bed and every time she'd say 'Don't kick him, OK?'

Whats worth was every time when we finished and she'd get up and go to the bathroom, she'd call that fucking mutt who was eagerly waiting and shut the door. Then I'd hear her moaning, the same moaning she'd do while we were doing it.

I finally told her we weren't doing it anymore with that dog in the room. She got mad and stared at me with this crazy look and I quit going by after that.


Yo, people are CRAZY out there dawg...

Seriously, you'd be really hard pressed to tell which ones you meet have some real closeted issues because they can truly put on a normal front while out in public.

One of the good things about dating profiles is that you MIGHT be able to spot some signs of insanity before you get too involved... 😂

"Shi shou peng dao gan mianfeng" : "When you dip a wet hand into a bowl of dry flour". Meaning now you can't get out of the situation.
 
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Yo, people are CRAZY out there dawg...

Seriously, you'd be really hard pressed to tell which ones you meet have some real closeted issues because they can truly put on a normal front while out in public.

One of the good things about dating profiles is that you MIGHT be able to spot some signs of insanity before you get too involved... 😂

"Shi shou peng dao gan mifeng" : "When you dip a wet hand into a bowl of dry flour". Meaning now you can't get out of the situation.
I subscribed to a background check site awhile back to screen my potential customers before taking on a construction project.

After I did my research I got bored and did a search on that crazy woman to see whatever became of her. It showed she had moved all over the country and finally ended back in a town in central Texas. I looked at her rap sheet and along with multiple DWIs and attemping to flee the scene there was a 'Crimes against morality' charge. I wonder if it involved a dog?