Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[CamW]

 

[GBMaryland]

The pilot ejected from the F-35, was recovered and taken to the hospital. Most planes don’t fly a long way after an ejection. They likely knew the general area of the crash but were looking for debris for confirmation. Sensitive technology and all.

They are saying the wreckage/ debris was found 2 hrs northeast of Charleston. If they’re talking jet flying time that’s well outside of land based radar coverage, stealthy or not.

You guys are forgetting two things…

1) Marine pilot. Bahahahaha
2) The Marine variant is a VTOL aircraft… I can think of several Harrier based accidents where the aircraft kept almost floating away. Unlikely, but with crayon eaters…. Anything is possible.



(Totally kidding, but, he could have suffered a health emergency, systems failure, anything and the aircraft could have kept going… especially if it was on a ballistic trajectory going up at an angle… just not enough to be caught by radar from the front. [F-35s are only really stealthy from the front, as opposed to F22s which are from nearly every angle.])

 

[Mike Casselton]

This lady....is a 9.99999 for me! Her shape, her woman figure, glasses, hair, eyes, tits, all perfect!

Here comes my gay......The only flaw, shes fucking old enough to know better than to post fucking nudes online! We are doomed.

Somebody, somewhere is gonna say he wouldn't fuck her because her tits aren't perfectly matched.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[cas6969]

Somebody, somewhere is gonna say he wouldn't fuck her because her tits aren't perfectly matched.

That’s the way she bought em.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[JMGlasgow]

And she's a pornstar so...

 

[texastonk]

 

[texastonk]

 

[texastonk]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[brianf]

This lady....is a 9.99999 for me! Her shape, her woman figure, glasses, hair, eyes, tits, all perfect!

Here comes my gay......The only flaw, shes fucking old enough to know better than to post fucking nudes online! We are doomed.

I’m 100% in agreement but you can’t see the bottom half. Might be like spoiled cottege cheese .

But beggars can’t be choosers…I’m in.

 

[Expert684]

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Hope they didn't shoot their own dogs!

 

[Garvey]

 

[lash]

For all those I see complaining because someone ‘stole’ the meme that they posted on a public forum:

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Bandit320]

I’m 100% in agreement but you can’t see the bottom half. Might be like spoiled cottege cheese .

But beggars can’t be choosers…I’m in.

Sometimes you just have to take one for the team.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Old Man with Gun]

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I've learned to be OK with drawn in eyebrows, but drawn in bush is too much.

 

[carbonbased]

Here comes my gay......The only flaw, shes fucking old enough to know better than to post fucking nudes online! We are doomed.

wut

 

[Fx51LP308]

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I trust the speaker is standing in front of the "Y" in "your." If there is no "y" there, then that sign has a totally different meaning!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

And she's a pornstar so...

 

[Darayavaus]

She does Porn so brother your in luck! Unfortunately it will be like throwing a hotdogs down a freeway.

makeup does wonders.

 

[TXAZ]

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Sen. John Fetterman’s car?

 

[powerspc]

 

[Skeptic1]

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What kind of math is this?

 

[Dirty D]

Sen. John Fetterman’s car?

This is Fettermans limo

 

[EddieNFL]

What kind of math is this?

Politician

 

[brianf]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[22Hshots]

I have absolutely no experience with airplanes, let alone 5th generation fighters, so this is an honest question.

What sort of circumstance would warrant a pilot ejecting, yet the jet would still be able to zombie-fly itself out of the area?

Diarrhea, and had to shit really, really bad?

 

[Boon20]

makeup does wonders.
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Like a professional she is training on her days off. What a champ.

 

[carbonbased]

I have absolutely no experience with airplanes, let alone 5th generation fighters, so this is an honest question.

What sort of circumstance would warrant a pilot ejecting, yet the jet would still be able to zombie-fly itself out of the area?

That particular version of the F35 has auto-eject, so? I dunno

The F-35B Can Eject Its Pilot Automatically

Only the F-35B variant has an auto-eject system, a feature that is tied to its ability to hover in mid-air.

www.thedrive.com

 

[cas6969]

 

[akmike47]

 

[lash]

Finally found a barrel chiller that I can live with:

 

[merica]

 

[Bullfrog08]

wut

Its complicated.......

 

[Ramius]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

This motivated me. Gonna have to have a serious chat with the wife tonight.

 

[Porksboy]

 

[doubloon]

imitation crab meat

 

[K470]

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Looks like Ian Roussel's Space Junkie but I thought it had wooden spokes wheels.

 

[cas6969]

Just like the real thing… “Too much, I think I’m gonna be sick.”