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Flag light died.

Saw this and gonna see if it will fade my flag quicker than the sun.

Be surprised if it lasts a month. I’m thinking gimmick.

A $40 gimmick at that but nothings too good for the flag.

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Both of them asked for it, notice how AFTER he defended himself the teacher and football players show up to attack him. $20 says one or two if those players harrassed him afterward
In the spirit of equality, a person retreated multiple times, yet the assaulter, kept approaching, put the hands on the person retreating until said person was forced to defend themselves. After defending themselves from the aggressor; another student tried to jump the self-defending student. At this point, the self-defending student, fought off another aggressor.
MULTIPLE students then started to run to jump and attack the retreating, self-defending student. At this point, point, a teacher, finally decides to step in and protect the person who was just trying to get a way the whole time.

Did I miss anything?
 
The chicken coop got put on the back burner but I got on it a bit today.

The 2 plastic barrels are temporary and will be replaced by a built “house” at some point but I have to get my birds here and putting out.

Anyway, it’s made to be moved with the tractor.


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Make sure to add some roosting bars, thats where they sleep. Ive found 1x2 cedar works really good. Not sure how many your getting, but they like to huddle on the roosting bars.

Make sure things are easy to clean, they are dirty creatures. We put mulch in our run area. They pack it like concrete, but keeps the mud mess down.
 
Both of them asked for it, notice how AFTER he defended himself the teacher and football players show up to attack him. $20 says one or two if those players harrassed him afterward
Was just thinking, that kid’s gonna come back the next day a shoot up the entire football team and the chicks they were ‘defending’
 
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Yeah, somehow we've reached this point in soceity where women think its ok to hit men. I see women slap men all the time over jokes, pranks, being startled or scared....and nobody says shit!

I'm all for self defense, you get hit, hit back, male/female/transqueer fuckem. Its no different than her having a gun. She shoots in anger, fucking shoot back!

My sister literally stabbed me in the chest, thinking I wouldn't hit her. Got knocked the fuck out. But I did get stabbed...because like women mistakenly thinking we won't hit them in the mouth, my ignorant young ass thought that a woman wouldn't stab me for no good reason. :)

Why did she stab me? I changed the radio station she was dancing around the house to.
 
My sister literally stabbed me in the chest, thinking I wouldn't hit her. Got knocked the fuck out. But I did get stabbed...because like women mistakenly thinking we won't hit them in the mouth, my ignorant young ass thought that a woman wouldn't stab me for no good reason. :)

Why did she stab me? I changed the radio station she was dancing around the house to.

Family name is not “Bobbit” by any chance?

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