Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Best if you take a little of each. However, take all you can eat but eat all you take.
You guys apparently aren't getting my point... Absolutely I have paid for dinner, drinks, etc then sex which is similar to purchasing a hooker not disputing this. What I'm laughing at is someone buying a hooker and others saying "he's got it going on"... Not really, he's not James Bond, Fabio, or insert whomever you like, buying a hooker requires zero game only expendable money. Show me a hot woman you took to dinner and she paid then you fucked her and I'll say that guys got it going on. I'm not dogging on hookers, buying them, or anything else just don't act like it took skill.
Yup, one of those questions that no matter how you answer, it's the wrong damn answer. And,....it WILL be held against you.
Damn I hate those questions. Couldn't you have just left it alone????
Best if you take a little of each. However, take all you can eat but eat all you take.
That's the perfect picture to go with your user ID.
If you pay attention, Mike has hottie pictures of the same girl going on for months. I don't know if she is a gf, or paid escort, it's really none of my business. Don't really care either. BUT, the guy has got it going on with some hot chick's down south, and I appreciate him sharing the photos with us.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
BTDT…. Awesome story of refueling an F111, then dragging it to a divert base on the boom after they lost an engine over the North Atlantic way back in my tanker days. Those 111 dudes were real heroes that day, but man was I always appreciative of having 4 engines after that…especially after I switched to cargo planes and started throwing snake eaters out the back on a regular basis. Like most memories of a former life, that one’s better told over a beer, and definitely in a different forum than the pit! LoL
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Aadvark was one of my first airfix models. I loved that plane.BTDT…. Awesome story of refueling an F111, then dragging it to a divert base on the boom after they lost an engine over the North Atlantic way back in my tanker days. Those 111 dudes were real heroes that day, but man was I always appreciative of having 4 engines after that…especially after I switched to cargo planes and started throwing snake eaters out the back on a regular basis. Like most memories of a former life, that one’s better told over a beer, and definitely in a different forum than the pit! LoL
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