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My wasp and bee stings got a simple "Hush. You'll live. Won't do that again will you?"
Damn, even with a clitoris larger than the male's penis, #TexPatriot still can't find it.
When I saw the first hy
First thing that popped in my head was Big Mike.
Bet he is packing a ‘real’ dick though 
Oh man, Definitely this is the great buy of the year! He should totally buy this!
Sirhr
Stings up here were always treated with meat tenderizer. Not steak spice... Meat tenderizer. Add a drop or two of water to a bit of meat tenderizer and rub on stings.
It is like magic! Didn't learn about it until I was a teenager and didn't believe it. Until I tried it.
Just 'sayin!
Sirhr
Yep.
Works a wonder.
Keep Adolf’s around just for that. Its in the first aid box.
Works a wonder.
Keep Adolf’s around just for that. Its in the first aid box.
And 25 cans of maple flavored spam.
Yeah that’s it.
That’s the ticket.
That dump truck and 25 cans of maple flavored SPAM.
Oh, and let’s not forget a nice slam fire model 37 Ithaca.
Frank came through. Email is sent, I will let y’all know if I get a reply.
Must be some deep fake as this is just too good even for AOC
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That is the Gheyest picture I ever saw... And I saw some Ghey-assed-pictures in my time on Earth.
Holy Ghey Assed Shit... pictures.
Ghsy!
Sirhr
Turpentine was also used along with balled up cobwebs to stem the flow of blood in more serious wounds..
Dog licking a wound was believed to clean and aid healing. After reading Savage Sam as a kid, I let my dog lick my many boyhood cuts and scrapes and they all healed just fine.
Must have that, and the one about his dad a dozen times…along with “Were the Red Fern Grows.”
No one ever caught on how many times you caught your penis in your zipper?
I remember hydrogen peroxide followed by a dab of Mercurochrome. I didn't think is was as bad as Tincture of Merthiolate, that got my attention
Man, thats bad. Blasphemy. I've never owned a gay dog. In fact, I don't even think there is such a thing.
My black lab loved the womens, especially in bikinis. When I'd be talking to a cute chick he'd make a bee line to the Y. They'd just reach down and pet him.
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Sadist.......I might have a bottle of Satan's Spit somewhere around here. If anyone remembers this stuff, then we can be friends.
I'm 73 y.o. and have only hit ONE woman in my life......
Working derricks on a drilling rig outta Pecos TX in "74 and we had a floorhand named "Jackie".
She was +/- 6' & 200lbs. and chewed "Days Work" chewing tobacco. She could hold her own on the rig, but didn't know which end of the cue stick one should apply chalk.
On the way in from working daylights, we stopped for a beer at a little beer joint just out of town and a pool game ensued that I won. She got pissed 'cuz I laughed at her and slapped me, saying "You ain't laughing now".
Well, a good right hook turned her lights out for the moment and I said "That's right and you're not either". She didn't come to work the next day and got a job on another rig. I STILL don't feel bad about that!
The only trouble was the mercury….
Merthiolate: Taking A Look Back At An Old Antiseptic
Today we take a look back in history at an old first-aid antiseptic, Merthiolate (sometimes mistaken for other words like metholiade).
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No telling how much my mama used on us.
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