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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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I had a doc that was like that,

he said i needed to drop 20 lbs based on my height, but according to the chart, maybe 30, but 20 would do,
and then he said, and you know, according to this chart, I am 9 foot tall,,


then busted out laughing,

he was a good guy, and great doc, till the cocaine ,,,
 
At 10 pm last night, I heard a knock on the front door.It was a Trick or Treater..


It was a young man about 15 years old, dressed in all red.

He said " Trick or treat, Sorry Im late, Aint you glad to see me?"

I asked him ,what he is supposed to be..

Im your Wife's period..

I gave him all my remaining candy..My Faith in this generation is restored!!