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Smoke Rises Over Capitol Indicating Congress Has Resumed Setting Taxpayers' Money On Fire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Smoke rose from the Capitol building early this afternoon, indicating that Congress had resumed shoveling taxpayer dollars into a giant bonfire.
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The Perry memes are brutal! Love it!!
^^^ not made up.
Sirhr
^^^ not made up.
Sirhr
I had a doc that was like that,
he said i needed to drop 20 lbs based on my height, but according to the chart, maybe 30, but 20 would do,
and then he said, and you know, according to this chart, I am 9 foot tall,,
then busted out laughing,
he was a good guy, and great doc, till the cocaine ,,,
If the dumb fuck had correctly worn his baseball cap as God intended, the bill would have deflected the 7.62 round.
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Not gonna lie, when I hear someone preach from II Hesitations 51:50 I get a little bit of a woody!
Supposed to be the Graeme Clark oration award for science stuff in Australia. Supposed to be 2 hands peeling back layers of the earth.
Retirement Award for 40yrs faithful servicing...
The video is incredible - I’ve never seen anyone high kick in hockey like that before. Fire up the wood chipper.
“Hey kettle, the pot called”Am I the only one who thinks animals like that should be shot based on how ugly they look?
Your mom asked me not to post any of her pics
FIFY
The more you look, the more fd' up this picture gets.
Wasn't there a CSI episode like a hunert years ago about a hockey murder?
At 10 pm last night, I heard a knock on the front door.It was a Trick or Treater..
It was a young man about 15 years old, dressed in all red.
He said " Trick or treat, Sorry Im late, Aint you glad to see me?"
I asked him ,what he is supposed to be..
Im your Wife's period..
I gave him all my remaining candy..My Faith in this generation is restored!!
It was a young man about 15 years old, dressed in all red.
He said " Trick or treat, Sorry Im late, Aint you glad to see me?"
I asked him ,what he is supposed to be..
Im your Wife's period..
I gave him all my remaining candy..My Faith in this generation is restored!!
Know why you don't see any black pro hockey players ?
They are afraid of white guys wearing masks and carrying sticks.
"Why didn't Ray Charles ever support any gay causes".......He didn't see a reason to!
Why aren't there any black astronauts ?
Because they have a problem with saying "Yes NASA" and "No NASA"
Because they have a problem with saying "Yes NASA" and "No NASA"
That is the first cartoon where I wanted to put an ax into three heads.
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