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Run Forrest run.............while you still can.

Lol. *shrieking hysterically* “I’m not crazy!”

The dude should have read the warning labels on her arms and neck.


man......this is a situation where you tell her "youre right, lets get back together, ive missed you!".......have the most mind blowing sex of your life......then immediately fake your own death and move to Panama.

@Bigfatcock should have commented on this one by now. He isn't sick is he?
 
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@Bigfatcock should have commented on this one by now. He isn't sick is he?
Shhhh....

He almost finished geolocating the location of that vid.
For sure he will stab her in the guts with his paring knife of love before the weekend.

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  5. Roman leader killed after knife accident
  6. Malaysian flight delayed indefinitely
  7. Joan of Arc dies after rapid onset of heat exhaustion
  8. Jeffrey Epstein kills himself

Thanks for all the great work over the years, NBC News!