I wonder who fingered this criminal…

Glick, Click, WTF?

 
She prolly had an Only Fans perv that paid her to do that.

Don't talk to the po leece.

eta- It would have to be a full blown Karen looking pretty hard to see a woman sitting in the waves like she told the cops buzzing herself.

Unless she was really laying on her back on a towel away from the water and was grinding it down with one of the foot long back massagers, and still, only a manbitch would call the police.
 
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When in the fuck are people going to quit talking to police? All she had to do was say I have no idea what the fuck yall are talking about either arrest me or I will be on my way other than that I got nothing else to say. "oh you want to search my bag you can go fuck yourself"
Yeah, those cops were a real buzz kill.
 
Only took her 20 seconds to finish?
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Let he who be without sin cast the first stone and all that - need to remind myself of that...

But, Women wanted equality didn't they? Well.. here ya go! As @Supersubes above alluded, a dude would get put on the sex offender registry for life for the same deed. And this gal would likely be one of the very first to condemn said dude and hope that he get the book thrown at him.
 
She definately got sand in her vagina.
Now, say the word vagina six times in a row and see how it sounds like a Harley-Davidson at curb idle. (Full disclosure, I am an H-D fan boy from way back. First ride was when I was 6 on my uncle's Shovelhead painted to look like Fonda's Captain America except this had a diamond shaped tank.)
 
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Quiet day for LE there I guess. Dealing with the low hanging fruit once again…..
Is that a fancy way of saying that her labia majora hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can she throw them over her shoulder like a continental soldier? Does her labia majora hang low?
 
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