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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

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You can’t imagine how much that picture hurts. and I’m not in the picture. I was in an accident when the airbag deployed (like I fucking needed it, wearing seat belt and shoulder strap) Burned the crap out of my arm. Girl who pulled out in front of us got the ticket despite her father raising cane with the poor police officer. Did my best to avoid her, was on the far side of the road, trying to avoid, but she backed out so far, so fast without looking I still hit her solidify on the side.
 
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Either she’s 3’ tall or it’s shopped…


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Maybe, but each of the skip stripes is 12’ long along with each lane being approximately 12’ stripe to stripe.

I’m wracking my brain as to the location of the shot, since it is in my area of operation/responsibility for work.
 
Range rules! Wear your eye protection FFS!


Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.
 
Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.
There be a whole class if people (and I use the word “people” loosely because they are basically somewhat below the class of Sub-Human) who seem to enjoy seeing people scared or humiliated. (Or worse injured which too often is the result of their “fun.”

I can’t think of anyone worse than seeing someone enjoying watching a friend or loved one get hurt. Putting a high powered handgun in a small woman’s or girls hand without the person knowing how much recoil it will generate, goes beyond despicable. This isn’t a joke, it’s stupid cruelty. Only thing worse is dog fighters who steal lovable and defenseless pets to train their killer dogs.

I simply can’t describe the hate I have for the man or men who stole our little shepherd. GOD says we must forgive, but I suspect even GOD would hate anyone who would harm such a nice little dog.
 
Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.
Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.
 
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Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.
A few years ago, a buddies wife shot my 460 S&W. She'd watched a couple of us shoot it before her and knew what she was getting into. I still tried to talk her out of it.

I stood a few feet behind her, expecting to have to try and catch it, but she held on! After that, she went prone and shot another guys fairly light 50BMG.


I was having flashbacks of a time at the range when I watched a guy hand his 8-9 y.o. daughter a 1911, and she promptly split her forehead open with it. :mad:
 
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Canadian Province Mottos:

• Alberta - Where your Natural Gas comes from
• British Columbia - Like California But More Rain
• Manitoba - Fewer Lakes and a Gazillions More Mosquitos than Minnesota
• New Brunswick - Sandwiched between French assholes and drunken Celtic fiddlers
• Newfoundland - The Reason for the Newfie Jokes
• Northwest Territory- Big-ass Diamond Mine and a Million Lakes (no mosquitoes)
• Nova Scotia - Everyone is a Fiddle Player
• Nunavut - No scenery but lots of photogenic Polar bears
• Ontario - Center of the Universe, Because We Feel That Important About Ourselves
• Prince Edward Island - You can drive across the province in two minutes!
• Quebec - Everybody assumes you’re an asshole, but racism is socially acceptable
• Saskatchewan - We got grain elevators taller than our mountains
• Yukon Territory - Gold, Fish, Beer… and Midnight Sun.
 
The U.S. States Mottos:

• Alabama - Hell Yeah, We Have Electricity.
• Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
• Arizona - Yeah, But It's A Dry Heat.
• Arkansas - Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
• California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
• Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
• Connecticut - Like Massachusetts , only smaller
• Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
• Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids… And Our Voting Skills.
• Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
• Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
• Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
• Michigan - First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
• Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
• Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
• Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
• Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right here!
• New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
• North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
• Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
• Oregon - Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal, Avoid the Two Cities and Join the Technology-Free Amish
• Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
• South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
• Texas - Se Hable Ingles
• Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedy's
• Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
• West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
• Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!
• Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared - Home of Brokeback Mountain
• DC - The Work-Free Drug Place!