The U.S. States Mottos:
• Alabama - Hell Yeah, We Have Electricity.
• Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
• Arizona - Yeah, But It's A Dry Heat.
• Arkansas - Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
• California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
• Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
• Connecticut - Like Massachusetts , only smaller
• Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
• Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids… And Our Voting Skills.
• Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
• Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
• Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
• Michigan - First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
• Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
• Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
• Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
• Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right here!
• New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
• North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
• Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
• Oregon - Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal, Avoid the Two Cities and Join the Technology-Free Amish
• Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
• South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
• Texas - Se Hable Ingles
• Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedy's
• Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
• West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
• Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!
• Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared - Home of Brokeback Mountain
• DC - The Work-Free Drug Place!