Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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That bug could turn and face the trailer, backing it up by driving forward.

When I was riding up in Norway in 2012... all these Germans with their camper trailers were the bane of my existance. You could pull a 40 foot trailer behind a VW Polo... as long as you never went above 40 KPH. And these Horst Wessel-humming funboys would all do it... and form up in some kind of convoy like they were retaking the Sudetenland or something. Pass them? Try passing 15 Uber-long trailers being towed by Smart Cars on a Norwegian Road.

I wanted to reduce Dresden to rubbel again, just because!

So get to campground and these little Goose-steppers are unhooking their giant tenemants-on-wheels from their Audi A-Class microcars... and standing with Cox Model Airplane RC controllers... backing their trailers into place. Using a couple of joysticks on a model airplane box. And their trailers are all "RC Controlled" to back into their camping spaces.

Holy crap on a cracker, Batman... I wanted to strangle the lot of them. Or send them to camps... or something.

Was the gheyest shit I ever saw!

Sirhr
 
Targa Florio...last of the true great road races.

Same location, more recent
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Amen Brother. When men were men and cars looked like cars.

Something about seeing vehicles that resemble nothing ever seen on a real road, racing around a fake looking circus track with more flaky looking colors on the pavement than a 64 box of Crayons just Kills My Ignition Switch.


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Fuckin one piece overall.
I’m claustrophobic, so one day I decided to buy one piece camo overall.
I was home alone when I tried it on.
Got into it and freaked out when I couldn’t figure out how to get out of it.
I got the scissors out and cut it off.
Wife laughed her ass seeing it massacred laying in the floor.
 
Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.
He’s gone full Canadian, just pray for him and any of the others that come along supporting him. Putting beans in chili is like not wiping after a dump.

Heathens.
 
Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.
Barbecue beans with brown sugar? Why would you put barbecue beans in chili? Naw man. Red beans, white beans, pinto beans - its can all work just depends on the recipe. Your lone star glasses are limiting you
 
Bean debate almost as hardcore as MIL/MOA
Now wait just a dog gone minute. I can make MOA work just fine. its angles not inches, don't matter if its part of a nautical mile or part of a meridian. Its angles and it works. I prefer MIL's cause that's what everyone uses and we can talk to each other, but MOA is a workable system.

But beans??????????????? Beans in MY Chili?????????????? My chili is good, don't put no blasted beans in my chili. it'll ruin it.

Which begs a question. Do you people even put chili in your chili?

So, No, you can't put beans in good chili. If you do, and if you do, you'll have some kind a bean soup.
 
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Now wait just a dog gone minute. I can make MOA work just fine. its angles not inches, don't matter if its part of a nautical mile or part of a meridian. Its angles and it works. I prefer MIL's cause that's what everyone uses and we can talk to each other, but MOA is a workable system.

But beans??????????????? Beans in MY Chili?????????????? My chili is good, don't put no blasted beans in my chili. it'll ruin it.

Which begs a question. Do you people even put chili in your chili?

So, No, you can't put beans in good chili. If you do, and if you do, you'll have some kind a bean soup.
Chili without beans is just spaghetti sauce. Good chili needs green peppers and onions, in addition to beans. Leftover smoked pulled beef is way better than ground beef in chili too.
Kristian