Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

Back in the day, I was probably 11 or so, we had some ice followed by a little snow. A couple buddies and I grabbed our steel runner sleds and headed to a spot in town that had a long run down a sidewalk for about 300 yards. I led off and flew down the sidewalk, but when I got to the bottom my buddies were way back. I walked back up the hill and the guy behind me, either couldn't see due to snow flying up or just lost control a bit, can't remember which, but he ran head on into a telephone pole between the sidewalk and the curb. Bloody face, out-of-it, etc. We helped him home and dropped him off at the door, no use of us getting chewed on...lol. He told his mom he thought he broke his nose. She told him to go to bed and sleep it off, he was fine. When he got up in the morning he was black and blue, swollen and couldn't breathe through his nose. Nose and sinus surgery put him back in commission. "Just walk it off, you're fine...":ROFLMAO:
Sleds like this are very common in Norway.
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And they don't salt the backroads in the mountains. When visiting family in winter we'd get towed up the road at night by rope, then race back down in the dark, with the tow car behind everyone. They run huge races on frozen roads (closed to traffic) too, or at least used to. We didn't have that luxury, so had to watch for headlights of oncoming vehicles. There was never that much traffic though. Unfortunately one of my adult cousins was going way to fast (nearly 20 years ago now) and didn't make it around a corner one time, and died from his chest hitting the steering wheel. Pretty messed up sometimes what might take you out. That put a huge damper on our new years eve back home in Canada when we heard about it, and I think they cancelled the big local race that year.
Kristian
 
I can't believe they named a fort after a bushwhacking, evil, gun-slinging, unreconstructed, back-shooting stage robbing steak-abuser...



Drinks bad bourbon, too!

Sirhr

3 of the great actors of my time. Jimmy Stewart flew bombing missions over Germany and retired a major general. Marvin got shot up in the Pacific. Wayne never served but as I under stand it tried repeatedly.
 
Need mor cops to show up. (This was in response to alleged 8 ft alien sightings at a Florida mall.



responding to reports that a group of more than 50 juveniles were fighting in the mall - leading to officers being dispatched 'for crowd control due to the juveniles refusing to leave'.
The group also set off fireworks, which sent many shoppers into panic as they feared a shooting had broken out.

 
That bug could turn and face the trailer, backing it up by driving forward.

When I was riding up in Norway in 2012... all these Germans with their camper trailers were the bane of my existance. You could pull a 40 foot trailer behind a VW Polo... as long as you never went above 40 KPH. And these Horst Wessel-humming funboys would all do it... and form up in some kind of convoy like they were retaking the Sudetenland or something. Pass them? Try passing 15 Uber-long trailers being towed by Smart Cars on a Norwegian Road.

I wanted to reduce Dresden to rubbel again, just because!

So get to campground and these little Goose-steppers are unhooking their giant tenemants-on-wheels from their Audi A-Class microcars... and standing with Cox Model Airplane RC controllers... backing their trailers into place. Using a couple of joysticks on a model airplane box. And their trailers are all "RC Controlled" to back into their camping spaces.

Holy crap on a cracker, Batman... I wanted to strangle the lot of them. Or send them to camps... or something.

Was the gheyest shit I ever saw!

Sirhr
 
Targa Florio...last of the true great road races.

Same location, more recent
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Amen Brother. When men were men and cars looked like cars.

Something about seeing vehicles that resemble nothing ever seen on a real road, racing around a fake looking circus track with more flaky looking colors on the pavement than a 64 box of Crayons just Kills My Ignition Switch.


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Fuckin one piece overall.
I’m claustrophobic, so one day I decided to buy one piece camo overall.
I was home alone when I tried it on.
Got into it and freaked out when I couldn’t figure out how to get out of it.
I got the scissors out and cut it off.
Wife laughed her ass seeing it massacred laying in the floor.