Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I thought surely that must be a joke......it's not.

Montreal Police warns against defamation for posting videos of porch thieves online

In an unexpected twist to Montreal West’s ongoing porch piracy saga, local police have warned against posting videos of thieves online, citing defamation concerns.

tnc.news

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Very odd because to defame someone you must tell/write/post a video of a falsehood (to libel, to slander).

It’s impossible to defame someone if what you say is demonstrably true.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I thought surely that must be a joke......it's not.

Montreal Police warns against defamation for posting videos of porch thieves online

In an unexpected twist to Montreal West’s ongoing porch piracy saga, local police have warned against posting videos of thieves online, citing defamation concerns.

tnc.news

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[carbonbased]

Lol thx for that Mr. Sugar Tits

(just following your tagline’s rules)

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[TCreedmoor]

I don’t even know what this is, but I want one.

I’ll see your oversized, rocket powered coffee mug and raise you a single shot smooth bore long gun kit.

 

[BG94591]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Garvey]

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Rookie "Do you want me to put out some cones?"

Me "No, we are going to park this 80,000 pound Fire Truck in the way. Fuck those cones!"

 

[EddieNFL]

Very odd because to defame someone you must tell/write/post a video of a falsehood (to libel, to slander).

It’s impossible to defame someone if what you say is demonstrably true.

I’m sure violating the criminal’s privacy voids any crime he may have committed.

 

[Bandit320]

I doubt you’d have any justifiable expectation of privacy while trespassing and committing theft.

 

[XTR]

OMG…. Imagine that you have to tell all your buddies in the afterlife you got yeeted by a crop duster!

Dusty Crophopper has gone SOG!

 

[BG94591]

 

[LeonBlank]

Thank you for that.....Still to this day love the movie.

 

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Part I: Freaky-deaky AI Footjob Mojo jojo​

This here is some freaky-deaky AI footjob mojo jojo.

If it’s real, then someone needs to have their Photoshop license taken away because that plastic-y shadowless shit is rank. And her index(?) or second toe wants to curl back into its hole.

Like a cobra, ready to strike.

 

[carbonbased]

Part II: Seriously Confused Perspective​

What happened to her heel? In its place there’s some thin blob. Edit: and again with the weird second toe…a bit shorter than the third toe.

And that big sharp toenail? Wtf. But that fits with her ninja mission (see below).

 

[GBMaryland]

So many smug virtue signalers with their ev's in this neck of the woods, no doubt looking down their nose at my TDI, often running biodesel mix!
I think the trendies maybe beginning to understand the entire resource chain associated with thier vehicles. Carbon neutral my ass.

It’s kind of funny… I don’t really see that around here and there are a lot of Tesla owners.

Granted, we’re not Nazifornia… but Maryland is trying its best to make itself into the California Republic. ( insert die fahne hoch )

 

[GBMaryland]

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Rattlesnake is good eating!!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[carbonbased]

Part III: The Left Hand of Death​

The black outline indicates this hand is her ninja power hand . Sharp, like her wit. She will cut your balls with this hand. First lightly, like a kitten, then completely off. Be warned, good sirs, be warned.

 

[168BTHPM]

I know some of you are going to be heart broken. Chris Christie dropped out of the presidential race.

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[143lrsd]

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[ColbyLang]

OMG…. Imagine that you have to tell all your buddies in the afterlife you got yeeted by a crop duster!


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Dusty Crophopper has gone SOG!

DEA been using Air Tractors to spray drug crops for years. They’re belly plated with armor protection. Never seen one carrying weaponry tho

 

[7.62willdo]

Rattlesnake is good eating!!

Can confirm

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[OkieMike]

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Fuck that... I know where we can get some bald hornet nests.

Mike

 

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Fuck that... I know where we can get some bald hornet nests.

Mike

I like the way you think.

It’s not that you can’t eat hornets , they just are harder to process after going through a fan blade.

Of course any self-respecting rich hidey-hole would have filters…

 

[OkieMike]

I know some of you are going to be heart broken. Chris Christie dropped out of the presidential race.
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Did he drop out... Or just dive to avoid the harpoon boats?

Mike

 

[OkieMike]

I like the way you think.

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It’s not that you can’t eat hornets , they just are harder to process after going through a fan blade.

Of course any self-respecting rich hidey-hole would have filters…

I know where to get pure uncut skunk quill too... Ain't no filter helping with that.

Mike

 

[Barneybdb]

Recon Crop Duster: Special Ops Selects Modified AT-802U Platform for Armed Overwatch - FLYING Magazine

U.S. Special Operations Command (SOCOM) has selected Sky Warden, a heavily modified crop duster platform purpose-built by L3Harris Technologies and Air Tractor, for its Armed Overwatch program.

www.flyingmag.com

USSOCOM selected Sky Warden, L3Harris and Air Tractor’s system, for its Armed Overwatch program. The fleet will address SOCOM’s need for a deployable, sustainable single-engine fixed-wing, crewed and affordable aircraft system. [Photo courtesy L3Harris Technologies]

 

[kmckinnon]

They should have cuffed him and hauled his ass off as soon as he walked in!

...or wait until he's home then tip off News Max before raiding there to take him into custody while collecting additional evidence.

 

[cooper barrett]

Part II: Seriously Confused Perspective​

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What happened to her heel? In its place there’s some thin blob. Edit: and again with the weird second toe…a bit shorter than the third toe.

And that big sharp toenail? Wtf. But that fits with her ninja mission (see below).

You need to get a hobby, may I suggest a part time job testing drugs for Fentanyl.

 

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