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Worked at a place that would hang a sign on the men's restroom while it was being cleaned. The sign read:
Do not enter
Female staff present

I asked a female VP to read the sign and her response was "so". Then I said, read it exactly as it is written. The next day the signs had all be rewritten and changed.

Many years ago you could spot the FNGs in the latrine. If Mamasan or Ajumma walked in, they would abruptly leave. Old timers asked how she was doing.
 
Even in today's modern times that town remains relatively remote and isolated.
Most citizens in country have never been out west and therefore never experienced vast empty space.
A couple years back I stopped in that town got a haircut and went to the Safeway store and picked up some lunch meat a loaf of bread.

Back in the day did that town like Burns Oregon have its own electric power generation station?
The last time I was in Burns the old power station building was still standing.
Lakeview had several lumber mills all of which had their own power plants, however power was supplied by a co-op. There was a boondoggle to put a jet fuel plant there (upwind, I might add), but they (the developers) spent all the money and it closed down after building the infrastructure. Supposed to use slash from logging operations but there’s hardly any logging going on anymore, anyway.
It was a lovely town and in some respects still is, with some fine people. Full of meth-trash now, too.
 
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I don't think Trump was a pedophile, nor Clinton or a ton of other names dropped by Epstein who have never been accused by one of the girls who chased every legitimate lawsuit they could. Do you really think they went after the Royal family, but skipped Clinton why?
The pure one sided bullshit is just to distract from what is going on. But please, enjoy the photoshopped images that distract from Trumps legal troubles, dropping pole numbers, and the reality that Trump may win the Primary followed by becoming a felon, losing the General and losing the house and Senate along with it. Less than 1/3 of Americans think he won in 2020 and the number keeps dropping. Every news cycle from now until the election will be evidence drops against him. If we make the election about Trump, it is about his legal issues, not real issues.


Years ago that happened to us. My wife blamed our weenie dog. I took his side pointing out that it smelled unlike anything dog and also that he had never made a mess in the house for all the years we had had him. Little rascal would have swelled up and burst before doing anything in the house. It took me until the smell had almost gone to find what it was. One little mouse had crawled up into a receptical box and was stuck with no way to turn around and died right there turned into a mouse mummy.
 
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