Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Oldloser]

Another reason to tape the handle all the way to the axe head..

 

[Oldloser]

We had an ice storm a while back and there were lots of trees down on the farm. Some I'd cut out and some I'd just run over. One looked rotted out enough, was probably a foot thick at most and had no branches I could see so I just ran it over. It did what I expected and basically crumbled under the weight of the truck.

However, what I didn't see was that the large rotted out tree had perfectly pinned a much smaller, maybe 6-8" tree that was still fully rooted and just bent over. Well, it popped loose when the rotted trunk crumbled and, of course, ran right up the passenger side door of my truck and crushed it. Was about $6k of damage.

I don't run over trees, or even fallen branches anymore.

Ouch. Think how long that trap was planned for you by God.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Mmm, chicken!!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

A balanced meal, including meats, dairy products (and eggs) vegetables/fruits and roughage(fiber), grains and that most dreaded of all two white things, fat and sugar. All in moderation, is far more healthy than any ”diet” or veggie shit or just about anything else that limits essential protiens, carbohydrates and fiber or vitamins and minerals.

Fats make you feel fill so you don’t overeat. Carbohydrates including that dreaded sugar, white or brown, gives you and your brain energy, grains and other slow to digest and use carboydrates and fats give you reserve energy, roughage helps digestion and most good vegetables and fruits not only provide carbohydrates but many essential vitamins and minerals as well as Fiber.

And don’t forget that most horrible white milk. Calcium

so the point of all this. Eating balanced diet is what we need, not some cooked up shit that the coastal elites want us to eat to save “their“ planet.

Oh, eating crickets. Well that might be a consideration. That would be if the fish actually have time to digest them between the time they bite, I set the hook and reel them in.

So, dig into that white sugar, white bread, white rice, white milk (or chocolate) and all that white stuff you like, just don’t eat too much of any one thing or eat too much in whole.

(Ice cream makes a great desert, lots of calcium and carbs and fats)

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

They drive a jeep. No jewels were in danger to begin with.

But what about all the ducks? Did they save the ducks?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just needed to be memed…

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[cooper barrett]

Ho-ing aint no life hun….

Some of us prefer larger images. Ask me how.

 

[cooper barrett]

Back then Pizza Hut didn't dream of center loading (failing to put toppings towards the edge) of a pizza.
And once they had a great lunch buffet.
The hut sucks

 

[candymannetje]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Slash0311]

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Just needed to be memed…

Ewok or Porg?

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Gommer]

Ouch. Think how long that trap was planned for you by God.

Thinking of that... the root cause of this was a lost 10mm socket. Remembering that... I could see why he might be pissed.

 

[Gommer]

Back then Pizza Hut didn't dream of center loading (failing to put toppings towards the edge) of a pizza.
And once they had a great lunch buffet.
The hut sucks

And the supreme sandwich - mmmmm. Man, that damn sandwich was fantastic. Used to eat there at least once a week.

Place is trash now. DIrty, unkept, in general disrepair, staff have blue hair, blah blah. The sandwich is now a greaseball piece of trash, for the places that even offer it. Sucks.

It's emblematic of America's culture in general, I think.

 

[LeftyJason]

I was not military. Figured others might find this funny.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[cooper barrett]

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Looks better than the last one... 2 plying the china?

 

[mi650]

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Lee Marvin.

 

[Lug Nut]

White Pocket AZ. A fascinating geological anomaly.

 

[cooper barrett]

White Pocket AZ. A fascinating geological anomaly.

I've never been that far north in AZ, Once my ankle heals, it's time for a road trip.

I used to winter, mostly for the spring and fall, in the Pine-Strawberry area but once the Dr's release me, I'm out of IN.

My renters of 16 years are not happy as they search for a place to live.

If you are the college educated person who made this graph, Please take yourself out into the woods and tie yourself to a tree and learn about nature.

 

[Longshot231]

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Lee Marvin.

A No. 1

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

Is that a tear?

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

DC in one image…

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

A No. 1

You could've been a meat eater kid.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Father O’blivion]

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8.99% seems like a fucking.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

8.99% seems like a fucking.

It was an easy way to kill an afternoon. My girls were off doing girl stuff so I like to swing in and aggravate the car dealers.

 

[doubloon]

8.99% seems like a fucking.

But that rebate is the shiznitz.