Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Total insanity. I love watching the Isle of Man TT.
Meth and baseball don't mix. This guy could never beat the new pitch clock.
People Eating Tasty Animals: Clowns!!
Oh man!
We all better stop eating meat then....
because some fucking Vegans said we won't be able to get it up any more if we don't!
And it's hilarious that they are targeting gay men with their ad to really drive the vegan thing home to their target audience.
Apparently the meat eating heteros aren't having an issue.
truth
But damn, if a hot redhead doesn’t just flip my switch. Black hair and blue eyes is my kryptonite, but a hot ginger just flat works.
Every.
Single.
Time.
I don't recall all of the details, but was told once there was an Irish or Scottish saying in regards to how may nights you spent with a redhead and a certain amount of days/ years of bad luck.
Not from a doctor anyway.
I made someone literally choke and spit out their drink at work one day. Walked up on a conversation people were having, apparently one of them was going home after work to start their colonoscopy prep. One of them asked if I'd ever had a colonoscopy and I replied "You know, not professionally...." (spew)
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Time to spread the Gospel via slap tags 
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A coworker is getting divorced over this. His wife bought 2 Great Danes and relegated him to the couch.... She also has been in charge of the household books and has apparently not paid property taxes in 4 years. He still keeps bringing up the dogs.
On the plus side he owns the house free and clear, kids are adults not living at home and he makes all the money. He's kicked her out for a month and was loving having the place to himself. He's optimistic he'll keep the house as his mother left it to him. Still, it was the dogs that bothered him the most.
She hasn't allowed him on much that's for sure. I bet they have a joint FB account now too.
