Was just texting someone about my uncle who was SF in nam.
He would come visit 1-2 times a year.
He had a few stories he would tell us kids etc. we used to laugh that all his stories had either huge bugs crawling on him or him eating them lol
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He would come visit 1-2 times a year.
He had a few stories he would tell us kids etc. we used to laugh that all his stories had either huge bugs crawling on him or him eating them lol
Women just can't help but to ruin things can they? My wife drives a jeep and today she got a rubber duck. I had to look it up and of course it's a chick conspiracy to make jeeps really gay.
At least it's George Washington.
At least it's George Washington.
My brother spent his time in the highlands with the Montangards doing the Laos/Cambodia thingie.
His best story was about this one guy who was deathly afraid of snakes. So they gave him a forked stick with instructions to jam the stick behind the head of the snake when he saw one and calmly call for help. Well on one patrol, he saw a black and orange snake heading into a bush and jammed the stick where he thought the head would be and hit a tiger in the balls.
My brother said he lost his fear of snakes after that.
If you sharted, did you send it to Voice Mail ?
At least the dog is in one piece -- and still has four legs.
Or, send it as a "fax?" (Hence, Vernon Dursley's "Japanese Golfer" joke from Harry Potter & Chamber of Secrets)...
The complete joke:
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Since we’re posting somewhat fucked up stories, here’s something my wife and I experienced when doing home doctor visits.
Rocked up to a housing commission building to see a patient. You always knew the area was a shithole when there was no street lighting on in the suburbs in the early evening. Anyway, walk into this bloke’s ground floor apartment in a building that would have been at home in downtown Mogadishu, smells literally like someone’s been shitting in the corner of the room mixed with days old unwashed sweat and dead animal. Sitting on the couch is the fattest individual I’d seen in some time and he’s demanding oxy due to his severe pain. Whilst he’s yelling at us he’s emptying his stoma into a box full of kitty litter. At least we knew where the overpowering fragrance was now emanating from, fuck it looked infected as well. He continued deflecting, wanting opioids and avoiding any actual responses or suggestions that he attend the hospital.
Halfway through the consult we decided it was time to wrap up and leave when two young South American girls (probably 5-6 years old) opened the door to the next room, poked their heads out and quickly darted back in when they saw us. Made a call to the police upon departure after that one.
Rocked up to a housing commission building to see a patient. You always knew the area was a shithole when there was no street lighting on in the suburbs in the early evening. Anyway, walk into this bloke’s ground floor apartment in a building that would have been at home in downtown Mogadishu, smells literally like someone’s been shitting in the corner of the room mixed with days old unwashed sweat and dead animal. Sitting on the couch is the fattest individual I’d seen in some time and he’s demanding oxy due to his severe pain. Whilst he’s yelling at us he’s emptying his stoma into a box full of kitty litter. At least we knew where the overpowering fragrance was now emanating from, fuck it looked infected as well. He continued deflecting, wanting opioids and avoiding any actual responses or suggestions that he attend the hospital.
Halfway through the consult we decided it was time to wrap up and leave when two young South American girls (probably 5-6 years old) opened the door to the next room, poked their heads out and quickly darted back in when they saw us. Made a call to the police upon departure after that one.
That’s for real. You want to ride my bumper in a huff? For some reason the engine can’t get enough air. It’s even slowed down to below 40 a couple times.
If you fail to yield to faster traffic in the left lane you deserve to have your vehicle confiscated
Now, how to explain why peoples of other ethnicities love dogs
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Sure RenterShut up, boomer!!!!
I kid, I kid.
I never said anything about a left lane. In my area that’s called oncoming traffic.
Jeeps are already really gay, this makes them even more super ultra mega ga-hay
Never thought I’d see the day deersniper was encouraging the use of civil asset forfeiture…
I’m pretty sure that’s one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, isn’t it?
I was going to say should be ran off the road / shot but internet posts are forever
Hey! Shut your whore mouth and get back to making samiches!
Sorry, bud. This isn’t opinion, it’s science
Darn Dogs are control freaks and believe the hype “god” spelled backwards!
What would really be gay is if I didn't push back against that bullshit! Now where the fuck is my samich!
Having driven the trails around Moab in a modified pickup, I have to give credit to jeeps they really are awesome on the trail. Jeeps that never get dirty are gayer than Maser though.
Eta: That's probably 99%.
Okay, good points. We've found some common ground.
I've got no idea how many are in this herd but we've seen over 20 moving together to get down to water.
Taken W of Pueblo, CO on highway 96, due S of Hardscrabble Mountain.
Taken W of Pueblo, CO on highway 96, due S of Hardscrabble Mountain.
Those MTRs don't bite until they're about 5psi.
Awesome pic!
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So you hold up all the traffic behind them also driving just as illegally slow? Nice.
Just let them pass, you aren’t the arbiter of speed.
For real. If you want to stop speeders, join the highway patrol instead of being a douche nozzle.
You wouldn't believe how minor the damage was after seeing the pictures. The recovery was a work of art w/ no credit to me. It was the first day of 2004 EJS and we were filming for 4WheelerTV. The roll made the segment. But not the recovery, which was much more impressive. I finished the week w/ no issues.Just wants it’s belly scratchedHope it didn’t cause too much damage
