Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Damn, she has great stamina. Ive been watching for 10 minutes and she is still going.
Got that beat
Guy at work …years ago was asking me if he gets a syringe and sucks up his dogs sperm after it humps a pillow..
Then squirts it into his girlfriend (she worked here as well), if the baby will come out half dog
Yes..100% true story.
Have you watched the movie? They kill Walt that ruins the meme.
Well, actually he was already a dead man walking and used the circumstances for gang assisted suicide with a purpose. Not exactly the same thing.
Those spooks don't kill him. He is killed by the gooks.
Have you seen the movie?
It’s been a long time same type of fag still kill’s him, that’s the point.
Don't be fooled, you can tell by the hat.
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Don't be fooled, you can tell by the hat.
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I've never liked the look of the bird's head grip but I now wonder if it feels better in hand than the standard grip I've had on my Vaqueros as the flair at the end of the standard grip is not comfortable in my hand. Guess I'll have to buy one to see.
Needless to say…
you don’t ask the boss that type of question and think you’ll be around medication/vitamins much longer.
Not quite.
"Eep... Opp... Ork... Ah-Ah" did not originate from a Robot. This was Elroy Jetson's secret code that meant, "Meet me tonight," and it was featured in the "Jet Screamer" episode when Judy wins a date with Jet Screamer. Unless it was by Rosie the robot maid, no robot ever uttered that phrase.
Due to his concern for Judy and in an attempt to thwart her from winning the date, George Jetson (her father) swapped out Judy's application letter and replaced it with Elroy's secret code. George had no clue that the code would actually be the thing that got her the date. Later on, Elroy explains to the family that Judy actually helped him come up with the code so she had every right to use it that way, even unbeknownst to her.
Jet Screamer then composed a song using the code. By the end of the episode, even George got into it by soloing on the drums. Skip to 1:10.
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My brother was 5th SF in Nam in the middle 60's. Count him as one who had trouble with, and hated, the M-16. So he carried a m2 carbine with folding stock. He distrusted AR's right up until he died several years ago. I always used him as a measuring stick of being careful to not get stuck in your beliefs and not keeping up with changes or the times.
I don't ride on Cruise Ships, Especially Carnival ships... Too much bad stuff happens on them and because of them.
Was just texting someone about my uncle who was SF in nam.
He would come visit 1-2 times a year.
He had a few stories he would tell us kids etc. we used to laugh that all his stories had either huge bugs crawling on him or him eating them lol
Women just can't help but to ruin things can they? My wife drives a jeep and today she got a rubber duck. I had to look it up and of course it's a chick conspiracy to make jeeps really gay.
At least it's George Washington.
At least it's George Washington.
My brother spent his time in the highlands with the Montangards doing the Laos/Cambodia thingie.
His best story was about this one guy who was deathly afraid of snakes. So they gave him a forked stick with instructions to jam the stick behind the head of the snake when he saw one and calmly call for help. Well on one patrol, he saw a black and orange snake heading into a bush and jammed the stick where he thought the head would be and hit a tiger in the balls.
My brother said he lost his fear of snakes after that.
If you sharted, did you send it to Voice Mail ?
At least the dog is in one piece -- and still has four legs.
Or, send it as a "fax?" (Hence, Vernon Dursley's "Japanese Golfer" joke from Harry Potter & Chamber of Secrets)...
The complete joke:
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Since we’re posting somewhat fucked up stories, here’s something my wife and I experienced when doing home doctor visits.
Rocked up to a housing commission building to see a patient. You always knew the area was a shithole when there was no street lighting on in the suburbs in the early evening. Anyway, walk into this bloke’s ground floor apartment in a building that would have been at home in downtown Mogadishu, smells literally like someone’s been shitting in the corner of the room mixed with days old unwashed sweat and dead animal. Sitting on the couch is the fattest individual I’d seen in some time and he’s demanding oxy due to his severe pain. Whilst he’s yelling at us he’s emptying his stoma into a box full of kitty litter. At least we knew where the overpowering fragrance was now emanating from, fuck it looked infected as well. He continued deflecting, wanting opioids and avoiding any actual responses or suggestions that he attend the hospital.
Halfway through the consult we decided it was time to wrap up and leave when two young South American girls (probably 5-6 years old) opened the door to the next room, poked their heads out and quickly darted back in when they saw us. Made a call to the police upon departure after that one.
Rocked up to a housing commission building to see a patient. You always knew the area was a shithole when there was no street lighting on in the suburbs in the early evening. Anyway, walk into this bloke’s ground floor apartment in a building that would have been at home in downtown Mogadishu, smells literally like someone’s been shitting in the corner of the room mixed with days old unwashed sweat and dead animal. Sitting on the couch is the fattest individual I’d seen in some time and he’s demanding oxy due to his severe pain. Whilst he’s yelling at us he’s emptying his stoma into a box full of kitty litter. At least we knew where the overpowering fragrance was now emanating from, fuck it looked infected as well. He continued deflecting, wanting opioids and avoiding any actual responses or suggestions that he attend the hospital.
Halfway through the consult we decided it was time to wrap up and leave when two young South American girls (probably 5-6 years old) opened the door to the next room, poked their heads out and quickly darted back in when they saw us. Made a call to the police upon departure after that one.
That’s for real. You want to ride my bumper in a huff? For some reason the engine can’t get enough air. It’s even slowed down to below 40 a couple times.
If you fail to yield to faster traffic in the left lane you deserve to have your vehicle confiscated
