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Join the contestwhose hand is covering up the other one? Not hers..
I immediately thought of you when I saw this but then I remembered that you went pro years ago so disregard you gainfully employed bilge pump.If you put a Ford rear end under a Camaro, if you put an LS in a mustang, if you put a Cummins in a Chevy.....
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PS. I resisted the urge to award you a Cliff for something more funnier.![]()
Wow, that broad's got a lot of miles on it.
That sounds eerily similar to square Italian tires.
Dago "Wop, wop, wop".......
Shit, I crack myself up![]()
Dago through snow, dago through mud, and when they go flat they go wop, wop, wop.I like the newer Italian tires. Dago an dago an dago an dago. But when dago dago wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.
Thank you,
MrSmith
Jokes on you bitch, my soul died years ago!
You guys are horrible! The kids at my elementary school (of all places) always liked the "Hellicopter" Joke. Half of them were Italian so they could, obviously shade on each other with it.I like the newer Italian tires. Dago an dago an dago an dago. But when dago dago wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.
Thank you,
MrSmith
Super stabby soul thief
Super stabby soul thief
He asked him to play music and stop running his mouth.So what did the guy in the audience say or ask? I couldn't tell.
Used more in the pipe fitting and heavy industrial construction world than imaginable.
You know what they say about $20 being $20. That pro status gets me a medical plan and two weeks vacation.I immediately thought of you when I saw this but then I remembered that you went pro years ago so disregard you gainfully employed bilge pump.
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Why'd you run off before helping Mom clean up? You know Walmart security has the whole thing on video, right?
Fuck you!
I don’t see any room for a barrel nutView attachment 8384224Criterion 1/10 twist. Made 01/24. Watch me fuck up that 8 ring with even better accuracy.....![]()
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Your secret is safe with me, Grindr and every YMCA in the SF Bay Area.
Don't threaten me with a good time.Imma shit on your front lawn
My dad isn't that tall but mom says he is hung like an Army mule. Mom says he fucks like a railroad spike being driven by a tack hammer.