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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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I have sooooo many questions right now! Which one is Abby, the one that looks excited on the left or the one that looks high and being squished in the middle?
So what are the sleeping arrangements if the other one wants to get married to someone different? One gets even numbered days and the other gets the odd numbered days? One gets front, the other the back, then swap? Sooooo many questions.
 
So what are the sleeping arrangements if the other one wants to get married to someone different? One gets even numbered days and the other gets the odd numbered days? One gets front, the other the back, then swap? Sooooo many questions.
I had to do a little research after asking the questions and seeing the pics. Lots of double organs, but only one "reproductive" system. Hmmmmmmm! Oh, and left head feels stuff on the right, right head feels stuff on left. Didn't really get into who has control of the "Holes"! They had to get two driver's license, two degrees, so I assume two votes. Interesting that they only get one salary for the teaching job.

As men.....we want to know the fucking answers to the complex questions. Another thing that kept circulating in my head, what if one has stroke and dies. How the fuck does that work? It was interesting reading that when lefty eats food and gets a tummy ache righty feels the pain. They also respond to emails without communicating on the response, and one head only controls one hand.

Who decides when it is time to poop? Who is in charge of the wipe, do they take turns! Fuck....sooooooo many more questions!

That whole deal is crazy!
 
I had to do a little research after asking the questions and seeing the pics. Lots of double organs, but only one "reproductive" system. Hmmmmmmm! Oh, and left head feels stuff on the right, right head feels stuff on left. Didn't really get into who has control of the "Holes"! They had to get two driver's license, two degrees, so I assume two votes. Interesting that they only get one salary for the teaching job.

As men.....we want to know the fucking answers to the complex questions. Another thing that kept circulating in my head, what if one has stroke and dies. How the fuck does that work? It was interesting reading that when lefty eats food and gets a tummy ache righty feels the pain. They also respond to emails without communicating on the response, and one head only controls one hand.

Who decides when it is time to poop? Who is in charge of the wipe, do they take turns! Fuck....sooooooo many more questions!

That whole deal is crazy!
I wonder if piss shivers are a thing for that.
 
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The best part of dating an Ethiopian girl is that you know she's always going to swallow

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them!

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
A show off!

What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?
A vegetarian.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They're both living off of dead beatles.
There was/is an Ethiopian restaurant on East Colfax in Denver. Whenever I'd drive buy I'd wonder what the hell they'd serve? Sand?
 
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There was/is an Ethiopian restaurant on East Colfax in Denver. Whenever I'd drive buy I'd wonder what the hell they'd serve? Sand?

You and your friends sit in a Big circle drinking dirty water and after 4 hours a waiter drops a bag of millet on your head and you go home.

It’s very trendy!

We need an Ethiopian joke thread here!

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