Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Frank got himself a new .22?
WhyyyyyYyyY_YYyyyyYyyy_Yyy?¹1!!1¹??l
This is accurate.
Bssed on empirical evidence, women with artificially enhanced breasticles are far more likely to show them off to those who would see, or not see.
My Polish
Princess has small, fit titties. I have, however, enjoyed fake ass silicone titties in the past.I just love titties.
They're the best
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Fake tiddy girls get those implants for one reason 99% of the time: attention. We used to keep track of how many of our brother's wives would get the augmentation...and then end up in someone else's bed while we were deployed etc... It is a pretty high correlation.
I've played with 3-4 sets in my life, to include a national fitness competitor who had a 10 pack and probably wouldn't have had anything up top if it weren't for her implants. It wasn't her tits that freaked me out, it was the fact that she was so cut up that she looked like a dude when I had her from behind...she got flipped back over pretty quickly.
It's a toss-up for me between fake tiddies or no tiddies (ultra flat chested women). The fake ones always felt like you were grabbing something unnaturally firm. Not a turn on for me, but if some other guy likes that - more power to you.
Fortunately, I've been married to the greatest woman I could have ever found. So having to worry about fake boobs, no boobs, gross areolas, or not getting to play with boobs for a stretch of time is not something that concerns me anymore.
I've played with 3-4 sets in my life, to include a national fitness competitor who had a 10 pack and probably wouldn't have had anything up top if it weren't for her implants. It wasn't her tits that freaked me out, it was the fact that she was so cut up that she looked like a dude when I had her from behind...she got flipped back over pretty quickly.
It's a toss-up for me between fake tiddies or no tiddies (ultra flat chested women). The fake ones always felt like you were grabbing something unnaturally firm. Not a turn on for me, but if some other guy likes that - more power to you.
Fortunately, I've been married to the greatest woman I could have ever found. So having to worry about fake boobs, no boobs, gross areolas, or not getting to play with boobs for a stretch of time is not something that concerns me anymore.
Uh, yeah, sure... we believe you. Pics or it didnt happen... (this is the pit after all)
You don't have to believe me. That's the beauty of it. Unfortunately, even though that grossly cut-up woman was literally half of my lifetime ago (I was 22, I think she was 36 or 38)...the vividness of that encounter is still there. It is not something that is stored in the old 'spank-bank'. She wasn't ugly at all either, there's just only so much fat you can take off an ass before it starts to look masculine.
There was a time in my life where I put my dick in a lot of vajayjay that I was mentally apologizing to it for while we were in the act. I am far less proud of that than I used to be.
As far as the current life and wife goes; I'm going to consider myself extremely fortunate. She's got a solid religious and moral background, and a very successful career...so much so that I get to be on that #trophyhusbands team of AI shooters.
I'd happily trade all of the previous girls I knew just to have met this one 12 years earlier. And here's the only pic worth keeping.
Don’t act like you didn’t see me bitch! I know you were busy practicing your snap with those 5 guys under the bleachers over and over and over again butt you made eye contact with me for like 90 seconds.
That pizza is cut as straight as 168
Hey man! Pump the brakes would ya! If there is going to be a Stargate operation in the future, these guys are gonna be guarding the facility, and going through it, and be the first Terrans to get to play with Goa'uld energy staffs...
Show me a successful marriage and jsut like Diggler, I’ll show you a fellow who wished he had met his one and only years before….Me includedYou don't have to believe me. That's the beauty of it. Unfortunately, even though that grossly cut-up woman was literally half of my lifetime ago (I was 22, I think she was 36 or 38)...the vividness of that encounter is still there. It is not something that is stored in the old 'spank-bank'. She wasn't ugly at all either, there's just only so much fat you can take off an ass before it starts to look masculine.
There was a time in my life where I put my dick in a lot of vajayjay that I was mentally apologizing to it for while we were in the act. I am far less proud of that than I used to be.
As far as the current life and wife goes; I'm going to consider myself extremely fortunate. She's got a solid religious and moral background, and a very successful career...so much so that I get to be on that #trophyhusbands team of AI shooters.
I'd happily trade all of the previous girls I knew just to have met this one 12 years earlier. And here's the only pic worth keeping.
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Just remember, it takes a higher ASVAB score to be a cook instead of a cop.
Sent that to my son. He's a sky cop up at Malmstrom.
He calls SF Weaponized Autism.
Damn kid made me choke on my coffee.
ASVAB?
They don't test for cooks, cops or crew chiefs.
Can you raise either hand over your head?
Nope? You're a cook
Can you raise one hand over your head?
Yes? You're a cop
Can you raise both hands over your head?
Yes? You're a crew chief
@Dirty D aren't you in a good mood today. Grandma must have done a good job pegging you last night.
BTW: Are you performing on the 4th of July again this year?
^^^ Does it taste like tuna? I walked up to the take out window at a Cook-Out at 2am. They are famous for all their flavors of milkshakes. I asked the young black guy for a tuna shake, and he just looked at me. Said they didn’t have that and why would I want that. I replied “you eat pussy don’t you?” He said yes, and I said, well I want a pussy flavored milkshake. He didn’t know what to do. Was hard not to laugh. I got a regular shake and went on. Stopped next night, and when I walked up to the window I heard them shout, Hey, it’s that crazy white guy from last night! Couldn’t help but laugh at that.
That fucking amateur clinched up, I like it when 168 clenches up.
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God, I hope that is real
This makes me happy.
When society finally breaks down for good, these people will feed the zombies or the aliens through at least the first nuclear winter.
Always adjust your point of impact with a dremel or similar tool, because fuck simple... life is complicated.
it's how they learn!!!!!!
