Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Did you see the opening ceremony? I didn’t, but have seen some stills from the “event.” I’m no longer surprised by IOC decisions.
Im not watching any of that shit. I havent had tv service since 2020. I nixed that shit when I went to bed with Trump clearly elected, then woke up and Biden was the winner. That was the day I decided I wont voluntarily support any left leaning organizations.
 


Of course she’s from Portland, OR. And sweet Jeebus, I actually feel sorry for her henpecked cuck, poster child of a beta-male husband.

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason I suppose.

Rules: Pretty awesome when the bearing cups on both sides of a U-joint slide in smooth at the same time, without dropping any needle bearings!

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…this pic is from the other end of the driveshaft, but yeah. New U -joints, as well as a new center bearing, are “a bit” of an improvement over the old parts:

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I have to admit that I sort of sympathize with the kid. I ate left over WWII C-rations back in the 1970s. I never got sick from canned food that was almost 35 years old.

However, I puked up more MREs than I care to remember. There was nothing else to eat. So I had no choice and they did NOT taste any better the 2nd time around.


There was a case of Cs in a closet at American Embassy Monrovia.

The box was dated 1952. I was there in 1990.

One night on mids I decided I was hungry and was going to try one of those bad boys.

I chose “meatballs in sauce”.

When I sunk the included P38 to open the can it started to eject sauce under pressure to the drop tile ceiling.

It created a stalagtite of sauce and continued to eject while I retreated from Post 1.

Ended up eating the canned crackers and spent the rest of the night wiping sauce off of the equipment and ceiling tile.
 
There was a case of Cs in a closet at American Embassy Monrovia.

The box was dated 1952. I was there in 1990.

One night on mids I decided I was hungry and was going to try one of those bad boys.

I chose “meatballs in sauce”.

When I sunk the included P38 to open the can it started to eject sauce under pressure to the drop tile ceiling.

It created a stalagtite of sauce and continued to eject while I retreated from Post 1.

Ended up eating the canned crackers and spent the rest of the night wiping sauce off of the equipment and ceiling tile.
So it was not a...

 
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A lot of the world's problems stem from the reluctance of the people to slaughter commie mooks. Even if these terrorist fucks are carrying rifles, a couple of teams of guys working in unison and attacking from behind, one to bag a motherfucker's head while the second simultaneously opens up the carotid and jugular, before taking the carcass away, can get a very clear message sent out overnight. The next day a pungent and rusty, fishy odor leads to a warehouse packed to the gills with green uniformed corpses stacked like railroad ties, missing their AKs/FALs. Maduro's government had withheld food from the population causing starvation and medical supplies shortages during his regime. That alone places a death warrant on every single fuckbag that is serving the regime, no matter how low or high.
 
A lot of the world's problems stem from the reluctance of the people to slaughter commie mooks. Even if these terrorist fucks are carrying rifles, a couple of teams of guys working in unison and attacking from behind, one to bag a motherfucker's head while the second simultaneously opens up the carotid and jugular, before taking the carcass away, can get a very clear message sent out overnight. The next day a pungent and rusty, fishy odor leads to a warehouse packed to the gills with green uniformed corpses stacked like railroad ties, missing their AKs/FALs. Maduro's government had withheld food from the population causing starvation and medical supplies shortages during his regime. That alone places a death warrant on every single fuckbag that is serving the regime, no matter how low or high.


“Fuckbag” is a new one, I think I’ll use it.




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