Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I wanted to see Yogi Bear


Dude, imagine they arranged to have a trained grizzly with a fully armored Rus or Varangian Guardsman with full mail and plate and visored helm and wielding a double headed axe riding on it's back trying to "breach" a Norman shield wall. Even though choreographed, it would be the most metal thing to grace the Internet right now...
 
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More truth than poetry, actually. One has to approach these toilets with absolute care. You have to be "seasoned" to use it. I know this from my extended visits to Japan.

After your first 1-2 days of using it regularly, your "bunghole" will get very very sore, depending on the "pressure/voltage" of the water jet (and the Japanese set them pretty strong/hard). Like I say, it will take a few more days to get "seasoned." But once done, it works well. Just don't quit because it hurts, at first. Keep at it.
 


How much we as a whole have forsaken the traditions which had maintained harmonious checks and balances in our society through the early days. We NEED to bring those back. Not the stuff that divided us, but the things that united the people, ensured every good person is armed and discouraged outsiders from usurping these traditions.
 
More truth than poetry, actually. One has to approach these toilets with absolute care. You have to be "seasoned" to use it. I know this from my extended visits to Japan.

After your first 1-2 days of using it regularly, your "bunghole" will get very very sore, depending on the "pressure/voltage" of the water jet (and the Japanese set them pretty strong/hard). Like I say, it will take a few more days to get "seasoned." But once done, it works well. Just don't quit because it hurts, at first. Keep at it.
Are we still talking about Japanese toilets or …? 😜😜😜
 
Throw the fast one in the trash. I had one a few years ago. While measuring a house I had it almost to the full length and hit the button. It came back at mach 2. The steel catch on the end of the tape hit me on the face and opened up a cut that needed stitches.
 
I worked for a guy that had been a gunners mate in the Navy during Vietnam. He was on Destroyer. They were in a Typhoon with a bunch of other ships... He said an aircraft carrier was taking water over top of the flight deck. Said it wasn't very much fun..... Prayed they didn't lose power.