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when did the D&SNG need two engines to haul peoples asses up to silverton?...
They normally only use one.
pics and rules
Still a lot of people go missing in those mountains. Lots of them never heard from again.
People's asses are not on average, the same size they used to be...
When women's asses and men's guts doubled in size by a 1 in 3 ratio where a decade before it was only a 1 in 8 ratio. So much so Wiki had to change the definition of the moniker of ASSTON to BIGASSTON.
Finally got to go shoosting. It’s been way too long. My oldest son talked a big game last night and said he was going to shoot my .30-06 R700 but once he saw me shoot it he backed off. He did shoot a few rounds out of my pistols and my buddy’s PPQ. And he shot the shit out of my buddy’s 10/22. Looks like I’ll be buying 10/22s for him and his brothers for Christmas’ to come
Would have been nice if the pedestals had showed up at the same time
This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The Biker says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
The Biker replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The biker took the money.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The Biker says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
The Biker replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The biker took the money.
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