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One of my jobs is maintenance for a coffee producer. I service the grinder machine. Its not $500,000, but its certainly more than the $500 one. Take a zero off the first number, and its close.

I know the secret on how to correctly grind beans to make a fantastic cup. However Im not allowed to reveal their method. Its potentially their method, or it could be some industry thing... who knows. I will comment that it damn well works.

Anyone who knows me, and knows my workshop, knows the coffee place, and has had free cups from there (quality control, they make LOTS per day).
 
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I can smell this picture...
 
Detain the guy until the police arrive...

Continuing to punch or kick him while he's down will lead to you ending up in jail too... That's how scumbags win lawsuits against otherwise law abiding citizens.
If someone did that to any of my kids they’d be pushed around in a wheelchair the rest of their life.
 
Kids belong on bikes. It was our freedom machine back before helmets And elbow pads and helicopter mothers…

But see 1 Corinthians 13:11 and know that there is a time to put away childish things…

I mean it’s about as manly as pushing yourself down the street in a little red wagon!

But kids today should get off the couch, put down the phone and see how far a bike takes them into the world!!!

Adults should buy a fucking car. They are adults for heavens sake.

Sirhr

PS. I can’t believe I just quoted the Bible. This place is getting to me!
Back to your roots? I’m impressed that you had that reference saved in the memory bank.