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Have seen this before but worth a repost
A guy I work with has this on a hat and a tshirt that he regularly wearsSpotted at a local grocery store yesterday.
The fuck I don’t need one of those. *off to the rest of the internet*
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WTF... that fucking pedal pansey wouldn't even have dented the hood.
That said... if it was a kid... good call. Kids on bikes should be protected like we are mother bears or lionesses.
Adults on bicycles should be mown down with no remorse.... You are over 16. Get a fucking car.
And the ones dressed up in lycra with 'Cinzano" written across their butts... should be run down just on principle.
Sirhr
This looks like a Gootube channel about traffic accidents in Chiner. If it’s the same thing, that channel crazy. Videos are about 35 minutes long and regularly contain people doing really really dumb shit and getting greased
Edit: this looks like some of the same footage but the channel itself doesn’t look the same. Irregardless, there’s some really horrifying shit that goes on in Chinese traffic
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Is that a pager number they are supposed to call? Because if it is... I'd be suspicious!
Sirhr
Davidson county TN tag on her car. So Nashvegas.
If you don't cull the one, you end up with the other.
#getoffmyroads
Kids belong on bikes. It was our freedom machine back before helmets And elbow pads and helicopter mothers…
But see 1 Corinthians 13:11 and know that there is a time to put away childish things…
I mean it’s about as manly as pushing yourself down the street in a little red wagon!
But kids today should get off the couch, put down the phone and see how far a bike takes them into the world!!!
Adults should buy a fucking car. They are adults for heavens sake.
Sirhr
PS. I can’t believe I just quoted the Bible. This place is getting to me!
One of my jobs is maintenance for a coffee producer. I service the grinder machine. Its not $500,000, but its certainly more than the $500 one. Take a zero off the first number, and its close.
I know the secret on how to correctly grind beans to make a fantastic cup. However Im not allowed to reveal their method. Its potentially their method, or it could be some industry thing... who knows. I will comment that it damn well works.
Anyone who knows me, and knows my workshop, knows the coffee place, and has had free cups from there (quality control, they make LOTS per day).
I can smell this picture...
I want to know who built the porch
I want to know who installed the retrorocket package on the car!
Detain the guy until the police arrive...
Continuing to punch or kick him while he's down will lead to you ending up in jail too... That's how scumbags win lawsuits against otherwise law abiding citizens.
If someone did that to any of my kids they’d be pushed around in a wheelchair the rest of their life.
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been getting beef bacon a lot this year from a supplier, amazing taste (my opinion). apparently its cut from the brisket
…and not doing so is how we got to this point.
Hopefully I’d have the sense to drag him off camera first. Then punch and kick until a few people were able to pull me away
Back to your roots? I’m impressed that you had that reference saved in the memory bank.
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