Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SEMO Shooter]

Thanks for finding my ratchet and socket. I’ll be sending you my address and will expect to receive it back to me in a timely manner. Postage on your dime.

Sorry scammer! I know you are in the Washington/Oregon area. You couldn't possibly have been in Missouri in the last day or two.

Edited to add: And your Dodge doesn't use any 10mm bolts/nuts!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[kl3309]

No doubt that F80 is amazing but why can't they make them look like this anymore?

 

[geek65]

Hope you don't forget where you are when you wake up, it's a long way down.

 

[Lawless]

 

[geek65]

No doubt that F80 is amazing but why can't they make them look like this anymore?

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I would choose the 288GTO over any modern hyper Ferrari (Enzo, Laferrari or F80).

 

[JimTN]

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I’m sure the resident expert will be on here to tell me about how somethings on backwards or upside down.

One valve cover is definitely upside down, and the other one is turned wrong.

 

[JimTN]

 

[LeftyJason]

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I’m sure the resident expert will be on here to tell me about how somethings on backwards or upside down.

One valve cover is definitely upside down, and the other one is turned wrong.

I'm also pretty sure the valve covers are supposed to be installed on the engine.

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[Jscb1b]

ASGH.

 

[918v]

Doug Emhoff on Instagram: "Happy Birthday, Kamala. From, your loving in-laws: Mike and Barb."

27K likes, 1,367 comments - douglasemhoff on October 20, 2024: "Happy Birthday, Kamala. From, your loving in-laws: Mike and Barb.".

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[The D]

PICA ?

That’s the one! All these vegan weirdos have pica

 

[johnnycat]

 

[Duc]

Baggatti Type 39 replica. You need a 28” waist and LITTLE FEET! Car was tiny!

 

[91Eunozs]

No doubt that F80 is amazing but why can't they make them look like this anymore?

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Amen! That 288 GTO, and a Lambo Muira S are my two “6 numbers away from happiness” cars…of course, I’d probably actually have to play the lottery to win, LoL.

This view stole my heart when they first came out:

 

[UKDslayer]

Superstition Mountain?

 

[Pandelerium1138]

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Or when you call the suicide prevention hotline, they put you on hold and "Jump" by Van Halen plays.

 

[Longshot231]

Who's going to tell them that someone probably died in there?

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Maser]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[akmike47]

“See you in the shower sailor”

 

[Downtown]

Who's going to tell them that someone probably died in there?

From the look on one girls face and the way she's holding her nose, they know.

 

[Maser]

is there a part 2?

Yup

 

[Gee Kay]

@Gee Kay

driver would need to yell extremely loud for me to hear them

 

[Gee Kay]

Yup

fucking total tools who think theyre entitled, suck shit to the cunt. "come on man", sounds like a relative of biden

 

[Gee Kay]

Seems that way, it was confusing for a while. Started out eliminating the big three like dairy, shellfish, wheat plus beef and symptoms subsided, lost a bunch of weight fairly quickly.

Reintroduced them one at a time, first shellfish no problem then wheat and problems started coming back almost immediately so assumed wheat, cut it back out symptoms subsided, put beef in and no problems. Then dairy and poof, problems back. Started looking at the "wheat" products more closely and it turns out a lot of wheat products have hidden dairy, mostly whey. So I got more particular about the wheat products but things would still flare up occasionally so I started looking at ALL the ingredients and some processed meats like sausage products also have hidden dairy. I'm also a pâté fan and it turns out a lot of pâté, just like breads, have milk as an ingredient.

Avoiding dairy and it's derivatives seems to work but that's impossible if you eat out at all because burger buns, anything breaded like fried chicken, even catfish dredged in cornmeal if milk based wash is used and damn near everything that comes on a plate at a restaurant has butter in it or on it.

A meat diet sound simple but only if you cook it yourself at home dry

Whey is by far the sneakiest of them all since it's often used as a protein booster or a thickener. That shit is in everything ... cereals, crackers, breads and breadcrumbs, vegetarian meat products, deli meats even a lot of "non-dairy" cheeses.

stick to preparing your own food, that way you know whats in there.

from a young age i drilled into my daughter that mcMums (moms for yankies) is far better than mcdonalds. i dont trust whats written in the ingredients of food, thats why meat is simple, its either grain fed or grass fed, we wont know which unless we buy direct from the farmers. fruit and veg also is a question mark, most is sprayed, and those labelled organic, well thats anyones guess. thats another thing ive been talking to the daughter about, fresh out of the garden, not the fridge.

 

[EddieNFL]

stick to preparing your own food, that way you know whats in there.

from a young age i drilled into my daughter that mcMums (moms for yankies) is far better than mcdonalds. i dont trust whats written in the ingredients of food, thats why meat is simple, its either grain fed or grass fed, we wont know which unless we buy direct from the farmers. fruit and veg also is a question mark, most is sprayed, and those labelled organic, well thats anyones guess. thats another thing ive been talking to the daughter about, fresh out of the garden, not the fridge.

Ingredient list could be 100 percent accurate AND printed on the front of the box in large bold font and about one percent of the population would read it.

 

[Maser]

fucking total tools who think theyre entitled, suck shit to the cunt. "come on man", sounds like a relative of biden

And boomers wonder why millennials and zoomers don't respect them.

 

[Gee Kay]

Ingredient list could be 100 percent accurate AND printed on the front of the box in large bold font and about one percent of the population would read it.

and those ingredients that they dont know would be too hard to look up on their dumb phone too, just like i said to a lady who told me tim tam coffee was great while i was reading the ingredients, told her loudly "at least the coffee doesnt have bugs as an ingredient unlike the tim tam biscuits"