Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

 

[akmike47]

Uh…Hwut?

 

[BG94591]

 

[ACK]

Name this scene
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90° offset, applicable to other items besides handgun sights

 

[Dirty D]

Uh…Hwut?

I’m oddly sexually aroused by this

 

[Dirty D]

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[Dirty D]

 

[Threadcutter308]

I’m oddly sexually aroused by this

Yeah, "oddly".....

 

[168BTHPM]

Yer mom ain’t gentle

It's hard to be gentle when you weigh 3 hundie. Next time pick a deeper fat roll.

 

[Dirty D]

Yeah, "oddly".....

Shut up and get back in the barrel sailor!

 

[cas6969]

 

[roostercogburn98]

Name this scene
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“Specialist Burns runs his car into the ditch coming home from the nightclub cause he’s stupid”

I know it’s kinda long for a moobie title, but it is based off a true story.

Pics and shit rule

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

I’m oddly sexually aroused by this

 

[Maple One]

 

[Strzelec]

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Wearhouse guys talked the new chick into it…ah, the good old days.

 

[clcustom1911]

Espresso with a view of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC)

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Ummm

 

[lariat]

Espresso with a view of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC)View attachment 8530100

Was it Nescafe or local beans to the region? Those beans are so damn good.

 

[168BTHPM]

Espresso with a view of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC)View attachment 8530100

Yum yum. Nothing like sipping espresso next to the brown waters of the Congo River.

 

[Dirty D]

Yum yum. Nothing like sipping espresso next to the brown waters of the Congo River.

I mean, who doesn’t like a steaming cup of schistosomes and platyhelminthes first thing in the morning?

 

[clcustom1911]

Yum yum. Nothing like sipping espresso next to the brown waters of the Congo River.

The espresso machine kills the cholera in the water

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

The espresso machine kills the cholera in the water

But your herpes remain on your peepee

 

[nockhunter]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[lyman]

o

watched a Coke guy bounce a pallet on a similar tail gate, bounced as in it and the jack moved about 4 inches,,, which was 3.75 inchs too much, and the entire pallet of 2 liters fell off the side of the truck,
it is amazine how far a 2 liter will fly when the cap breaks off after a 4 foot drop,


same store, a 7up dude, back when they still had side loaders, got pissy and took off, got to the end of the parking lot, hung a right rather quickly, but had forgotten to put the left side doors down,

2 pallets of 7 up bottle bounced and broke across the road,

 

[akmike47]

watched a Coke guy bounce a pallet on a similar tail gate, bounced as in it and the jack moved about 4 inches,,, which was 3.75 inchs too much, and the entire pallet of 2 liters fell off the side of the truck,
it is amazine how far a 2 liter will fly when the cap breaks off after a 4 foot drop,


same store, a 7up dude, back when they still had side loaders, got pissy and took off, got to the end of the parking lot, hung a right rather quickly, but had forgotten to put the left side doors down,

2 pallets of 7 up bottle bounced and broke across the road,

Been lots of gun safes dropped off lift gates too

 

[168BTHPM]

But your herpes remain on your peepee

Speaking of which, the doctor called. You do not have tonsilitis.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[The D]

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[lash]

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That’s what happens when you let a woodchuck work on your rifle.

 

[Threadcutter308]

That’s what happens when you let a woodchuck work on your rifle.

Or, an ill tempered badger.......

 

[akmike47]

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Some of those inline 6s are mean. The front engine dragsters with them in Australia are pretty cool. I almost bought an Apache with a built inline

 

[TCreedmoor]

Or, an ill tempered badger.......

Reminds me a joke involving the Universities of Wisconsin and Minnesota.
The punchline is: "Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger's been through it?"

 

[doubloon]

The bear pit IRL.

 

[Bandit320]