Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[cas6969]

 

[jbuck88]

Everyone makes fun of them until you are taking on water in 60’ seas and 80 knot winds

eta: is that Depoe Bay?

They get a thanks everytime. They pulled my brother out of the water twice and airlifted him when he got his hand wrapped up in a winch a 3rd time.

 

[Dirty D]

Stop!!!! Trump is just a mortal man. Not a god. Nothing scares the spandex cult!!

It’s Lycra dumbass!
“snaps fingers as I sashay away”

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

They get a thanks everytime. They pulled my brother out of the water twice and airlifted him when he got his hand wrapped up in a winch a 3rd time.

I got my hand wrapped up in a wench and I didn’t get a helo ride for it


I did get a trip down to the free clinic for penicillin tho

 

[Dirty D]

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She’s gonna be sooo mad when she realizes I don’t have a soul left to steal! I don’t know if the 7 STDs she does get will be any consolation?

 

[Dirty D]

Date night for @Dirty D and @akmike47



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Fag

 

[Dirty D]

That looking like some rough homosexual foreplay right there .
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Yer all hot n bothered ain’t ya?…

 

[Dirty D]

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Do you need bail money?

 

[Dirty D]

Why @Dirty D does all his shopping at Walmart....

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Stop it Barney, your mom can only make my 3 1/4” throbbing STD dispenser so hard!

 

[Dirty D]

So you won't tell if you wake up and your ass is covered in Vaseline and sore?
Want to go camping?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Fx51LP308]

Not our normal fare, but apropos…

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This wouldn't be Ivanka T, would it?

 

[BurtG]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[91Eunozs]

This wouldn't be Ivanka T, would it?

It is… Saw that pic in a post-election article and thought it looked nice.

Pretty amazing looks for a mother of three (?) small children.

 

[Fig]

She's a lot prettier than her mother when her mother was young. Strong Trump genes!

 

[cas6969]

 

[nikonNUT]

 

[Dirty D]

Is this @Lowlight or @MarinePMI on top? Either way they said @Barneybdb passed “selection” with flying colors.

eta: Yes Barney, that mascara does make you look slutty.

 

[Dirty D]

Depends on how well the G.I. can take a joke!

You know the difference between a joke and 3 dicks don’t you? @Threadcutter308 cant take a joke.

 

[fx77]

It is… Saw that pic in a post-election article and thought it looked nice.

Pretty amazing looks for a mother of three (?) small children.

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Has had lots of work and air brushed

 

[Austan]

 

[J-Ham]

She's a lot prettier than her mother when her mother was young. Strong Trump genes!

 

[BG94591]

 

[Dirty D]

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[Soulezoo]

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Contestant #4 for certain!

 

[Dirty D]

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[BG94591]

RED Friday

 

[91Eunozs]

Contestant #4 for certain!

AI, but yeah…Dark hair and blue eyes… My kryptonite.

 

[The D]

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Oh great, how is this one gonna freak out over DJ Trump winning?

 

[Dirty D]

AI, but yeah…Dark hair and blue eyes… My kryptonite.

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Totally not AI, if we could see her hands she wouldn’t have 13 fingers.

 

[Dirty D]

Oh great, how is this one gonna freak out over DJ Trump winning?

If it does it will probably be more coherent than the rest of them.

 

[Wild dog]

 

[akmike47]

Ugh, please be real. I can only get so hard.

 

[MarshallDodge]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Dirty D]

Can confirm, I just stole this off of FB

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Dirty D]

That pigeon chose violence!