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Thanks for killing my bonerI've never heard of any of that, so I googled it. Whoever beat her with the ugly stick must be really tired.
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It is when you areIs it gay to eat guacamole too?
What’s a jaguar doing in Africa?
That’s an anteater not and aardvark, it’s from South America. I kept my mouth shut, but the retardation has gone on long enoughWhat’s a jaguar doing in Africa?
Depends on who's sphincter you spread it on.Well avocado is ruined for me now, thanks
Is it gay to eat guacamole too?
Dama, so old and ugly. I'd feel sorry for the poor thing but she probably dumb as shit too.She started West Wing at 17-18. And that matched her character as "Zoey Bartlett" was just entering undergraduate college as a freshman.
She's roughly 42 as of today.
That cow is gansta as fuck
Tater salad....
I still remember when people pretended that Drew Barrymore wasn't ugly.Dama, so old and ugly. I'd feel sorry for the poor thing but she probably dumb as shit too.
I hate it when my junkie whore gets a flat tire.
My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking chunky mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.
That’s an anteater not and aardvark, it’s from South America. I kept my mouth shut, but the retardation has gone on long enough
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He should have carried her like a six pack.My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.
Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.
He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.He should have carried her like a six pack.
Well avocado is ruined for me now, thanks
Is it gay to eat guacamole too?
Pretty sure after a long day of milking bulls you just suck it out of the skinI thought it just meant that you can eat it now with your hands tied behind your back???
Pretty sure after a long day of milking bulls you just suck it out of the skin
Shit happens.He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.
Are you related to the Alberta Dycks? Watch the whole video
Pretty sure she was a kid in that movie 14-15 years old or so.