Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

What’s a jaguar doing in Africa?
That’s an anteater not and aardvark, it’s from South America. I kept my mouth shut, but the retardation has gone on long enough

Anteater
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Aardvark
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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking chunky mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.

Edit: He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.
 
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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.
He should have carried her like a six pack.