Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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We have these everywhere ... they skip over the frog and bird phases.
Source of a neurotoxin if you want some.
When an eel bites your thigh
‘Cause you’re just swimming by…
That’s a Moray…
Sirhr
Looks like it expanded nicely on that steel cap!
When you shoot off your foot
Through a steel-toed boot…
That’s a moron…
Sirhr
Dammit, now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.
And so do you.
You’re welcome!
And so do you.
You’re welcome!
Nothing like the original to get it out of your head ... hair of the dog and all that.
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And this is why they have to write “for external use only” on curling irons…
I came very close to doing that with a SAW one day. Steep slope down towards the target berm, so I slide feet first instead of prone. Only once, NCOs didn’t notice, no foul.
I honestly think he totally missed the steel on that boot..I’ve seen 2 people do the same thing under different circumstances and it DID NOT go through..both were wearing danners…of course, I am glad this guy tried it though lol
364 pounds! Did they bring a forklift to get that thing in the ambulance?
That stuff is wrong on many levels
Bet she ate that pizza above!
