Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

When you get breakfast from Austria..

 

[6.5SH]

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[Emerson0311]

I came very close to doing that with a SAW one day. Steep slope down towards the target berm, so I slide feet first instead of prone. Only once, NCOs didn’t notice, no foul.

 

[benchmstr]

Looks like it expanded nicely on that steel cap!

When you shoot off your foot
Through a steel-toed boot…
That’s a moron…

Sirhr

I honestly think he totally missed the steel on that boot..I’ve seen 2 people do the same thing under different circumstances and it DID NOT go through..both were wearing danners…of course, I am glad this guy tried it though lol

 

[dustingaunder]

And this is why they have to write “for external use only” on curling irons…

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I thought Dirty D liked bigger girls. This one seems underweight.

 

[Longshot231]

And this is why they have to write “for external use only” on curling irons…

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364 pounds! Did they bring a forklift to get that thing in the ambulance?

 

[Maser]

The fuck?!

 

[Maser]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[UKDslayer]

When an eel bites your thigh
‘Cause you’re just swimming by…
That’s a Moray…

Sirhr

I didn't forget you.

 

[n2ishun]

I thought Dirty D liked bigger girls. This one seems underweight.
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If you look at the original image it appears to say "no legs" just under the stuff you posted.
I could be wrong.....but it shore looks like it.

 

[jamesd]

Probably copied it from someone!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought Dirty D liked bigger girls. This one seems underweight.
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Are you trying to get Dirty D to change his handle to Turkey Baster???

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Best sniper scene ever…

 

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[Sandhog308]

That stuff is wrong on many levels

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

So that’s how today is going to go!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bet she ate that pizza above!

 

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[Lawless]

Black communities are FINALLY understanding

 

[sirhrmechanic]

As long as they are like Puerto Rico and their senators and congressman-at-large don't get a vote.

 

[Lawless]

Needs the Insurance CEO treatment

 

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[slowworm]

 

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[Longshot231]

What I want to know is that thing faster than a road runner?

 

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