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I made into five seconds of her singing. You got me convinced!
And I use to like you till you posted another video of her singing!
Reminds me of a letter...
Dear Abby,
We have a visiting guest speaker that comes to our church every few months. She is a dear sweet woman that loves to tell us about the Lord and His marvelous works. She has a heart to reach the lost and win souls for Jesus. She has the most pleasant and amicable disposition of any person I have had the pleasure to meet. She reminds me of my Grandmother; rest her soul.
My family and I want to hear what she has to say but do not want to hear her sing.
Whenever she gets up to perform for the congregation her voice sounds like a pair of mating elephants. Her a-cappella renditions are worse than being held prisoner by terrorists who torment you with the vilest of extremes that are the products of perverted, evil minds. I would rather be castrated by an odoriferous, flea-infested, camel-loving member of the Taliban with a dull hacksaw than to bear one more minute of her inhumane vocalizations!
Crucify me upside down if you wish. Put me on the rack then excoriate my skin with a Paleolithic flaying tool. Make me walk on a bed of nails that have been dipped in bovine excrement. Please tie me up with my back to a cactus while a thousand pygmies shoot at my groin using blowguns at point blank range. Make me a sex- slave to a tattooed-emblazoned, 400 pound “Java the Hut” that smells like rhino dung! Even worse, make me spend the evening with Rosie O'Donnell while I have to fulfill her wildest fantasies.
You can do all of that before torturing me anymore with her Amazonian bull- frog croaking!
Impale me naked in the middle of a desert island full of cannibals. Bury me up to my neck in sand in the desert and pour honey over my head in the middle of a thousand of fire ants. Strap my bare butt down in a metal chair that has been heated by the blazing sun of the Gobi desert. Then smear sterno over my genitals and light it while forcing a live scorpion down my throat. Getting an enema with a fire hose is preferable to her serenades that mimic a cat in heat.
If you stuck a pair of hot soldering irons up my nostrils, it would feel better than to listen of another one of her songs. I would rather be sentenced to a life of imprisonment in a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant full of brat kids with runny noses and soiled underwear.
I can be tortured and killed a thousand times over but cannot stand to listen to her wailing any longer. She sounds like a litter of live kittens slow roasting in a bar-b- que oven. I would rather face the incessant lashing with a cat-o-nine tails than to endure her caterwauling that would only attract an amorous bull moose. Boiling in oil is an attractive alternative compared to having my eardrums abused by her nauseating nasal bleats that sound like a horny goat. Being tied up naked in a sleeping bag with Janet Reno is better than being accosted with her auditory acid.
Torture me to the brink of death but do not make me listen to her sing!
My petitions to the Almighty to have her cease her sadistic symphony have bounced off the ceiling. Countless days and nights, I have begged the Ancient of Days to bring up another prophet to let her know that she cannot sing people to heaven. I have fasted for an entire month to rid myself of her cackling karaoke routine, only to be taken to an intensive care unit for rehydration and intravenous feeding. The hospital staff could not understand why I was angry with them for saving my life. Death offers such a sweet repose that would end the evening torments of my soul caused by haunting nightmares of her sadistic squawks and squeals. I have prostrated myself endlessly in unanswered prayer so much that I feel I have some unconfessed, hidden sin that must be atoned for before I can get any relief from this hell on earth!
After listening to her sing, I am told that I could qualify to be a tour guide in the lake of fire!
So please tell us what we must do to get her to stop her infernal attempts to be musical.
Sincerely,
-Desperate
OMG that's hideous.
They must laugh their ass off every time they send her to do an event. Are the people of Massachusetts like the Canadians? Too polite to tell her that she sucks?
Maybe that's why she gets to go, she sucks, the question is who?
...you people...are just...wrong!
I'm just happy that someone, any one, takes the initiative to get up in front of a crowd, and sings our national song. She may not have the best voice, but come on!
Did we forget how badly Roseanne Barr butchered the National Anthem??
Geeeez... Mac
eta: or, did I miss something??
I'm just happy that someone, any one, takes the initiative to get up in front of a crowd, and sings our national song. She may not have the best voice, but come on!
Did we forget how badly Roseanne Barr butchered the National Anthem??
Geeeez... Mac
eta: or, did I miss something??
So what you are saying is that you would let an unqualified meth head do a brake job on your car because he's got initiative? I mean your car. Not your ex wives car.
...is she a meth head?? Are there better singers out there, why yes, there are.
Am I missing something while watching/listening to her sing(I could have)? Is it the greatest voice out there? No! But a hell of a lot better than I could do. Does our National Anthem have to have a "Professional" to sing it? I think not.
And, by the way, I do 90% of my own work on my vehicles. Don't need to make sure a "meth head" is gamefully employed. Mac
She is representing the state troopers, ohh wait, you are right. Cringe worthy as it is. She is without a doubt representing them perfectly.
Carry on.
Edit to add: A group that should demand excellence couldn't possibly say that they have no one to available.
I'm really glad I visited Mass once. I didn't lose anything so I have no reason to go back.
Fuck communist states.
Fuck communist states.
Okay, I get it now. I went back and clicked on pmclaine's link that I must have missed/bypassed. Told ya I probably missed something. Please forgive me.
Mac
I wouldn’t let Stevie Nix sing the national anthem either. Certain things are sacred. The flag, the constitution, General Motors, etc.
@pmclaine for a good national anthem singer that is Boston based, Sheena Melwani. Anthem starts at 4:15.
I got tired of listening to the recording my kids’ arena played so I made the 10 year old go out and sing. Brought the house down.
Henry Ford was good buddies with Hitler. They shared plans back and forth, and there’s even Nazi “memorabilia” in the first Ford plant in Detroit.
Like it or not, GM is a big part of Americana and always will be. So are Ford and IBM. And you dragging out shit from another lifetime only shows that you are a humorless cunt.
Putting this here because I like to document my Dishonorable status compared to the people that "got a break" from my old job.
Also need to come back here for the link to shit post it elsewhere.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Also need to come back here for the link to shit post it elsewhere.
Massachusetts cop nets $584,000 salary with $350k overtime pay
Massachusetts State Police Detective Capt. Thomas McCarthy earned $349,815 in overtime pay in 2024, boosting his total salary to $584,072.
Putting this here because I like to document my Dishonorable status compared to the people that "got a break" from my old job.
Also need to come back here for the link to shit post it elsewhere.
Massachusetts cop nets $584,000 salary with $350k overtime pay
Massachusetts State Police Detective Capt. Thomas McCarthy earned $349,815 in overtime pay in 2024, boosting his total salary to $584,072.
What’s that? About 80 hours per week year round?
Stealing from the taxpayers was probably a bit more profitable than stealing from Target.Putting this here because I like to document my Dishonorable status compared to the people that "got a break" from my old job.
Also need to come back here for the link to shit post it elsewhere.
Massachusetts cop nets $584,000 salary with $350k overtime pay
Massachusetts State Police Detective Capt. Thomas McCarthy earned $349,815 in overtime pay in 2024, boosting his total salary to $584,072.
Massachusetts State Police trooper accused of "skip-scanning" thefts at Target stores
A Massachusetts State Police Trooper has been suspended without pay and is facing criminal charges.
www.cbsnews.com
Dude actually has a photographic memory and has high intelligence.
I think he also may let certain legal tastes cloud his judgement when he has too much.
First time they broke him from Capt to Trooper as he left his hearing he said “I’ll be back!”
He took 3 tests and boom, boom, boom he was back as a Capt.
They changed the test shortly after so they were not in line and no one could climb the ladder in successive tests.
To be a Dt Capt you have to be appointed. Someone has to give you that Dt rate and bump in pay.
He has likely been told he will never make Major so Dt Capt was a bone.
That’s nothing.Stealing from the taxpayers was probably a bit more profitable than stealing from Target.
Massachusetts State Police trooper accused of "skip-scanning" thefts at Target stores
A Massachusetts State Police Trooper has been suspended without pay and is facing criminal charges.
Figure out why this meme was generated.
They are hiding the fuck out of this.
When did you first consider the significance of Mafia/Mob domination of Boston Law Enforcement, which dates back to the 1800s?
Pmclaine asked me to post this.... BTW, he is doing well and says 'Hi' to everyone. But is still locked out by system issues.
It's some good news for him and the other Troopers who were persecuted and fired over not taking the Clot Shot
The case continues... He is doing well and we'll probably be getting together in the fall again to do some shooting!
Sirhr
It's some good news for him and the other Troopers who were persecuted and fired over not taking the Clot Shot
The case continues... He is doing well and we'll probably be getting together in the fall again to do some shooting!
Sirhr
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