Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Happened to me as a young buck..apparently popped her cherry fingering her then went to town.
This was wayyyy before the internet ..we didn’t know shit back then lol
That's a load of bullshit. Nice to see you are consistent though. Just over 5 million Germans died during WWII, many of them Jews that Hitler killed, many of them civilians that died during allied bombing campaigns. If you subtract the number of Jews Hitler killed and the civilians that died the actual number of Nazis that Hitler got killed is less than half of the total number of Jews he killed.
Where's the fatties?
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Some of you guys are going to start lubing up now the Big Mike is available, and we know who you are.
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Not surprised, she is an extremely masculine looking 'woman'. She's what would have been referred to in my Father's day as, "A very handsome woman"
A suspect in an attempted home invasion was in the emergency room at the local hospital shackled to his bed as detectives questioned him. "I didn't even go to that place yallz is talkin about! I don't know nuffin about it!", the suspect shouted. "If youz want to know, go ask Shamar and Trayvon, theyz the one's always talkin shit about robbin houses tonight!"
At this point, the lead detective bent down towards the shackled suspect. "Son...", he began, adjusting the brim of his wide hat. "Do you understand the absolute absurdity of what you are telling us here? You got 4 little rubber ducks embedded in your abdomen and stomach right now, and you are about to go to emergency surgery to get them taken out like the champion you are. Ducks, for Christ's sakes. Aren't you embarrassed? You look like a fucking Jeep lying here. You've not only been shot trying to break into a home tonight but you've also been trolled by someone who has an absolutely wicked sense of humor with whom I am gonna be sharin' a few beers with as you are getting these things removed from your body. I'll give ya' another chance to fix that little story of yours, then I'll come back once you are out of surgery, huh? In the meantime, consider yourself now a member of honor among all the other freaks who show up to the emergency room at 3AM on a Saturday night with objects lodged inside them that ain't supposed to be there.".....
First day on the internet huh?
Now, I have no idea of the human anus, but I did see a coon squeeze through a 4 inch hole in a hollow tree one time while turkey hunting. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thought for sure its guts were going to blow out its ass...
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Now Now, Dirty, Believe it or not, there are quite a few of us who know the origin and etymology of the term "culo" In fact, I actually do a weekly award on the MPT regarding it.
It is the same word with the same meaning in both Spanish and Italian. In French, it's "Cul" (pronounced "KEWL"). I'm sure you're more than familiar with the rather famous Italian curse involving that word. Both Michael Rizzi and Connie Corleone exchanged the curse in "The Godfather." And, of course, "comer" is the Spanish Infinitive meaning "to eat."
I know... I know... I'm a blast at parties!
