Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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@Dirty D was out on the golf course one sunny day when he suddenly realized he was lost. Spotting a woman ahead of him, he walked over and asked, Excuse me, could you help me? Im not sure which hole Im on.
She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.
Relieved, he thanked her and went back to his game.
A little while later, he found himself lost again. Embarrassed, he noticed the same woman and approached her once more. I hate to bother you again, but Im lost. Can you tell me what hole Im on?
She chuckled and replied, Youre still one hole behind me. Im on the 14th; youre on the 13th.
Grateful for her help, he thanked her again and finished his round.
Later, in the clubhouse, he saw the woman and decided to thank her properly. Can I buy you a drink to thank you for your help out there? he asked.
She agreed, and they started chatting over their drinks. As the conversation flowed, he asked, So, what do you do for a living?
Im in sales, she said with a shy smile.
No way! Me too! he exclaimed. What do you sell?
She hesitated for a moment. Well its a little embarrassing.
Come on, he said, coaxing her. I promise I wont laugh.
After a moment, she sighed and said, Alright, but you really cant laugh. I sell sanitary napkins.
He managed to hold a straight face at first. But then, unable to contain himself, he burst into laughter, doubling over and nearly falling out of his chair, tears streaming down his face.
You promised not to laugh! she exclaimed, glaring at him.
Through his laughter, he managed to choke out, Im sorry! But I cant help it, I sell toilet paper... and Im still one hole behind you!
She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.
Relieved, he thanked her and went back to his game.
A little while later, he found himself lost again. Embarrassed, he noticed the same woman and approached her once more. I hate to bother you again, but Im lost. Can you tell me what hole Im on?
She chuckled and replied, Youre still one hole behind me. Im on the 14th; youre on the 13th.
Grateful for her help, he thanked her again and finished his round.
Later, in the clubhouse, he saw the woman and decided to thank her properly. Can I buy you a drink to thank you for your help out there? he asked.
She agreed, and they started chatting over their drinks. As the conversation flowed, he asked, So, what do you do for a living?
Im in sales, she said with a shy smile.
No way! Me too! he exclaimed. What do you sell?
She hesitated for a moment. Well its a little embarrassing.
Come on, he said, coaxing her. I promise I wont laugh.
After a moment, she sighed and said, Alright, but you really cant laugh. I sell sanitary napkins.
He managed to hold a straight face at first. But then, unable to contain himself, he burst into laughter, doubling over and nearly falling out of his chair, tears streaming down his face.
You promised not to laugh! she exclaimed, glaring at him.
Through his laughter, he managed to choke out, Im sorry! But I cant help it, I sell toilet paper... and Im still one hole behind you!
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I would earn some penalty minutes if I was playing in that game. Time to turn on the Hanson Brothers mode.
Did you miss your last few psych consults????
Those two poor girls need to make themselves a sandwich too.
As much as they make people crazy they are much cheaper and keep expenses lower.
No lights
No poles
No wires
All that “extra town money”..they can funnel it away and give OT
Europe has millions of them
I don't know why some people don't like traffic circles they keep traffic flowing and make sense.
If you would rather stop at a 90-degree intersection waiting for a green light, you are a moron.
Giggle…trying to find meaning in their miserable lives and just keep stirring shit into the pot. A lot like The Pit now that I think about it!
Fuck off Dawg, I ain’t fallin’ for that a 5th time!
I guess monkeys can use emojisfuck you!
An empty plot of land way out in the sticks is exactly what I did. I built in all the infrastructure myself. I built the shop myself. I built the house myself. Cheap, right, fast. You can have two. Mine has been cheap and right. Because I DIY-ed all of it, it is worth 5X what I have in it, and climbing. I don't need ancillary services, because that means being near people. And I don't want to be near people. I created wealth by out-working most people.
In Mass., the "traffic circle" is called a "Rotary." There are four along the way to Woods Hole Mass (to get to the ferry). The most famous one is just after you cross the Bourne Bridge and land on Cape Cod (you see the big bush there with that name) You have to stay on the outside lane to continue down on to Rt. 28 South to get to Woods Hole. The problem being, some cars might not recognize you trying to turn right and want you to continue around the Rotary. One must "assert" one's self.
The "Cape Cod" bush is on the opposite side of that clump of shrubs you see there.
The same people that hate traffic circles also mess up every four way stop intersection they come to. They wait till they've stopped to look around and try to figure out when everybody else arrived. Then they get confused and start waving everyone else through and screw up the whole system. Society basically implodes at that point. Chaos ensues.
Traffic circles are amazing.
Edit: we pretty much only call them roundabouts in the midwest.
Random picture.
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Her in the tub when I get home “hey baby, do you want to use some toys on me?”
Me grabbing the rubber ducks
@Barneybdb showed up late but dressed for the part
Turdcutter308 couldn’t fit his fat ass into his cop costume but @168BTHPM found some Carharts just his size, his size is extra cunty.
@Threadcutter308
Granny is gonna whip yer ass good for dying her doilies like that!
As stated earlier, I had neither the time nor the $$$ to do that. My temporary lease on the home I had was expiring and I could not renew. Frankly, I was lucky to find this place.
I would say it depends on where you live, the volume of traffic and the volume of idiots.
If she can swallow both inches I’ll happily buy her a baby goat, it’s 2” but it damn sure smells like a foot.
In Mass., the "traffic circle" is called a "Rotary." There are four along the way to Woods Hole Mass (to get to the ferry). The most famous one is just after you cross the Bourne Bridge and land on Cape Cod (you see the big bush there with that name) You have to stay on the outside lane to continue down on to Rt. 28 South to get to Woods Hole. The problem being, some cars might not recognize you trying to turn right and want you to continue around the Rotary. One must "assert" one's self.
The "Cape Cod" bush is on the opposite side of that clump of shrubs you see there.
The proper way to use a roundabout in the US is, look to the left (AKA yield), fuck the people on the right.
In England and other bass ackwards countries, it's the opposite.
Call them traffic circles or rotaries all you want. They are, and will always be roundabouts. The Brits will tell you that.
I think, percentage-wise, the volume of idiots is exponentially worse the closer you are to the city limits.
