Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

These is 'fightin words in Texas...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand

U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine which plays the soothing sounds of an M-1 Garand.

babylonbee.com

You know, they might be on to something!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

Its a different Epstein.

2 minutes of research would have proven this.
Ifvhalf of what we post is false or misleading. How are we better than the MSM shit slingers?

One more again….

This isn’t a news thread, or a current event thread….I am not sure how to describe this thread really but to everyone here hear me and despair (dramatic ain’t it )

Nothing I post here, nothing, zero, nada… is backed by or validated by me.

It is for your consideration, perusal or to make you laugh or say WTF.

I don’t vet shit I put in this thread people, nothing. I am a shitposter of the highest order here in this thread. Believe or spread what I post here at your own peril.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

One more again….

This isn’t a news thread, or a current event thread….I am not sure how to describe this thread really but to everyone here hear me and despair (dramatic ain’t it )

Nothing I post here, nothing, zero, nada… is backed by or validated by me.

It is for your consideration, perusal or to make you laugh or say WTF.

I don’t vet shit I put in this thread people, nothing. I am a shitposter of the highest order here in this thread. Believe or spread what I post here at your own peril.

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Well to be fair....if USAID was involved, i am sure that this other Jeffy Epstein is a shitball as well. If he is democrat, probably a pedophile too.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Well to be fair....if USAID was involved, i am sure that this other Jeffy Epstein is a shitball as well. If he is democrat, probably a pedophile too.

How'd you like to be someone else entirely and have THAT name ?

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[mavrick10_2000]

 

[mavrick10_2000]

 

[Jscb1b]

Fluffy is on the nip again!

 

[375fan]

She's gonna need more than a hunger strike.

 

[kl3309]

The bird is pretty tame.

Ricardo Guimarães Cunha, 30, was paragliding in the mountainous region of Pacatuba, Ceará, Brazil, when he captured the unbelievable experience.

The vulture, named Urú, was rescued at a young age by Ricardo's friend Israel Mendes, who is an environmentalist.

He planned to take some videos of the beautiful scenes when the bird began flying alongside him.

Although he had flown with him twice before, Ricardo never expected the vulture to land on him, let alone multiple times during one flight.

He explained that during previous flights, Urú had flown near them and would hang out once they'd landed so he was very used to people.

The day Urú landed on him, Ricardo noted that the bird was already waiting on the trail for him.

Or the bird was playing the odds and was riding a potential meal down to the ground.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Rthur]

What the over/under of how long buffarilla can last?
A year?

R

 

[Devildog]

 

[Ramius]

 

[kl3309]

What the over/under of how long buffarilla can last?
A year?

R

Flubber's talkin' some mad shit but based on this she might disappear altogether by mid-March:

Oh well, more pizzas for me then.

 

[hino895]

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I still have one of those hold downs in my junk box.

 

[LeftyJason]

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You have Anoia to thank for that. Goddess of things that get stuck in drawers. Created by Terry Pratchett in his book Going Postal.

Anoia - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki

wiki.lspace.org

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I still have one of those hold downs in my junk box.

What a coincidence, I have one of those hold downs on my junk box.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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FIFY

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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If you know, you know

Makes all the difference in the world.
I once slid into a ditch because the road was so slick. Didn't have 4wd engaged at the time. Once in the drift I was in deep, and leaning to the side. I was in my boy's Montero. (no lockers)
Aired down, (way down) and she walked right out.

 

[Maggot]

The bird is pretty tame.

Ricardo Guimarães Cunha, 30, was paragliding in the mountainous region of Pacatuba, Ceará, Brazil, when he captured the unbelievable experience.

The vulture, named Urú, was rescued at a young age by Ricardo's friend Israel Mendes, who is an environmentalist.

He planned to take some videos of the beautiful scenes when the bird began flying alongside him.

Although he had flown with him twice before, Ricardo never expected the vulture to land on him, let alone multiple times during one flight.

He explained that during previous flights, Urú had flown near them and would hang out once they'd landed so he was very used to people.

The day Urú landed on him, Ricardo noted that the bird was already waiting on the trail for him.

The vulture knows how dangerous that is and that if he hangs out long enoughhe'll get a free, fresh, warm, meal.

 

[mikeinfwa]

This carro has been in the same spot for at least 8 years that I have traveled to Cartagena Colombia

Edit for today in the sunlight

 

[Maggot]

Yes, yes, and yes. Just need to attach this to a rifle and we are off to the races


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Its been years but is that a nitrox rig?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Its been years but is that a nitrox rig?

Yes

 

[Threadcutter308]

Flubber's talkin' some mad shit but based on this she might disappear altogether by mid-March:
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Oh well, more pizzas for me then.

Holy shit. 50 pounds in 2 1/2 weeks ?

What's she doing, sawing off arms ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

What the over/under of how long buffarilla can last?
A year?

R

You don't really care, now do you ?

I certainly don't

 

[sandhiller]

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I have that 13sp in a 1972 Diamond Rio.
Old Skool!

the day I brought it home

 

[Lawless]

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This carro has been in the same spot for at least 8 years that I have traveled to Cartagena Colombia

Needs a LS and turbo….

 

[Lawless]

My wife caught me red handed…..

My other girl can fight though so she left us where she found us

 

[Aussie Joe]

Flubber's talkin' some mad shit but based on this she might disappear altogether by mid-March:
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Oh well, more pizzas for me then.

So they are talking in the future tense of 2024 for an article "written" in 2025?

where she intends to graduate in 2024

 

[Keith E.]

What was Bill Gates position?

Bottom.

Keith

 

[Animal357]

What the over/under of how long buffarilla can last?
A year?

R

I give her 5 minutes

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Longshot231]

Stunning, brave, strong and independent.

 

[Longshot231]

Radial engine of Sherman tank.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Pass a hot dog under her nose and she'll hoover it. After 6 hours of her hunger strike have two large pizzas delivered to her house and see what happens. If anyone has her address it would be great to post it online and start having food delivered

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Devildog]