Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

If I include the "Fitness" section, I will live only 7 more years. However, if I drop the fitness section, I will live another 20.

Hmmmmmmm....
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Way way back, I was working at a department store part time. There was another part timer there. He was a service tech for xerox. Nicest, most well spoken black man, I had ever met up to that time. We were both working together one evening, when some friends of his happened to come thru. He went from respectable to ghetto in .03 seconds. Never quit looked him at the same way.
 
Way way back, I was working at a department store part time. There was another part timer there. He was a service tech for xerox. Nicest, most well spoken black man, I had ever met up to that time. We were both working together one evening, when some friends of his happened to come thru. He went from respectable to ghetto in .03 seconds. Never quit looked him at the same way.
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Mud-flaps were around over 40 years ago.

Spinal Tap’s Big Bottoms, 1984
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?