Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Bandit320]

I got picked to to drop some old cans of CBU-58. It was a blast! The target was a plowed simulated airfield. Totally covered it with the 6 that we dropped.

Only bad part was that both my wingman and I had a hung bomb, so we both had to jettison a triple rack on the range. The squadron exec was not happy about that. I think he said they were $40,000 apiece (1985 dollars).

 

[Jefe's Dope]

are they going for ugliest rat rod? ‘Cause that could qualify in my book. Or is it Trailer Park Tobo and the hottest car in the hood?

Edit: but weirdly, I kinda like it. Especially those Kragers. I also coveted those rims when I was young, but never wanted to spend money on things that didn’t directly contribute to performance.

I think it's photoshopped.

 

[EddieNFL]

I got picked to to drop some old cans of CBU-58. It was a blast! The target was a plowed simulated airfield. Totally covered it with the 6 that we dropped.

Only bad part was that both my wingman and I had a hung bomb, so we both had to jettison a triple rack on the range. The squadron exec was not happy about that. I think he said they were $40,000 apiece (1985 dollars).

I can believe 40k. Barring bad carts, 462s screwed up

Love me some Rockeyes.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I can believe 40k. Barring bad carts, 462s screwed up

Love me some Rockeyes.

Govt cost. $500 hammer, $1800 toilet seat.....

 

[Jefe's Dope]

I have to allow this^ for some reason... lol

Pics and shit...

 

[Bandit320]

Govt cost. $500 hammer, $1800 toilet seat.....

Let’s see. Rated to carry about 2,000 pounds at up to 6 G’s, withstand supersonic airflow, operate in temp range from we’ll below zero to desert temps, require minimum maintenance, and be used over and over again for years.

I don’t think I’d want to depend on a low bidder rack hanging on my wing.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Let’s see. Rated to carry about 2,000 pounds at up to 6 G’s, withstand supersonic airflow, operate in temp range from we’ll below zero to desert temps, require minimum maintenance, and be used over and over again for years.

I don’t think I’d want to depend on a low bidder rack hanging on my wing.

Have you missed how those contracts work? Ex CIA, FBI, congressman, with contacts, on the board of advisors of the low bidder. Contract is awarded, development costs are over budget and more money is awarded to complete the contract. Final cost is twice the price of the highest bid and project quality is sub par. End users functional issues.. meh, training accident.

 

[Dirty D]

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#handrenseavey #walkntalk #funny #funnyvideos #askyourdoctor #psychology #tds #friends #rain #losangeles.

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[Doc68]

Forgot the 80k bag of bushings.......


Doc

 

[EddieNFL]

Govt cost. $500 hammer, $1800 toilet seat.....

I recall a story about a coffee maker that cost megs bucks to be used onboard AWACS. The news contacted the manufacturer who said, They want it to withstand X g-force without spilling. It’s going to cost more than a Mr Coffee.

 

[Jscb1b]

Can they watch Mr radar while drinking Mr coffee?

 

[BurtG]

 

[168BTHPM]

That’s marriage material right there

Who on the list do you have the hots for?

 

[Fig]

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I hope nobody paid for that shit.

 

[lariat]

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That’s reality. BTDT many times.

 

[Fig]

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That’s actually a great spot for it. Many would overlook at loo trap door.

 

[The D]

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Legalman is the shit. His podcast, The Quash, is really good

She says she doesn't know anyone that has the same talent as she does.

Imma make a list:
@akmike47
@The D
@Dirty D
@Threadcutter308
@Barneybdb

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Currently eating chicken wings OFF the bone #fyp.

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This feminism bullshit needs to be put out to pasture. Anything a womens can do I can do better

 

[Devildog]

 

[akmike47]

Who on the list do you have the hots for?

None of y’all fags

 

[Fig]

Just like figuring out who the best marksman is…we need to have a contest.

 

[akmike47]

Just like figuring out who the best marksman is…we need to have a contest.
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“All the gays in the world and that piece of white bread and pudding won? He definitely blew the judges”- @168BTHPM

 

[Dirty D]

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That’s Phucking hot!

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Fig]

“All the gays in the world and that piece of white bread and pudding won? He definitely blew the judges”- @168BTHPM

Take it easy! No reason to get all worked up you silly savage. I think he’s just a contestant!

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

She says she doesn't know anyone that has the same talent as she does.

Imma make a list:
@akmike47
@The D
@Dirty D
@Threadcutter308
@Barneybdb

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Currently eating chicken wings OFF the bone #fyp.

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You’re just jealous because your sphincter is as tight as the middle of a mountain bike inner tube

 

[Dirty D]

Shit. DirtyD's on yer list ?

I'm tappin' out. I know my limits, I'm not a Pro like him

^^^knows his place^^^

 

[The D]

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Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

How’s it still making the same sound in ya ass mate?

Instead of a gerbil they put a huntsman spider up their ass

 

[Dirty D]

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Peasants. The whole lot of you!

Shoes? You fellers let yer wimmin wear shoes? You sound like one of them fancy types that still got all yer teef.

 

[oneshot86]

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Meow

 

[Dirty D]

That’s marriage material right there

I ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.

 

[akmike47]

I ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.

I don’t want to marry you, I just want to chain you to a wall in my basement

 

[akmike47]

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Bitch close your legs, you’re making this lake smell like the ocean

 

[Dirty D]

I recall a story about a coffee maker that cost megs bucks to be used onboard AWACS. The news contacted the manufacturer who said, They want it to withstand X g-force without spilling. It’s going to cost more than a Mr Coffee.

Because AWACS pull Gs?

 

[akmike47]

Because AWACS pull Gs?

Only on carrier ops…

 

[Dirty D]

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Is that the “procedure” that @Barneybdb is having done?

 

[akmike47]

Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translator

 

[The D]

How’s it still making the same sound in ya ass mate?

Instead of a gerbil they put a huntsman spider up their ass

Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipan

 

[The D]

Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translator

He just has to turn his phone upside down.

This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed

 

[akmike47]

Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipan

“Crikey! I’m going to put this crocs whole tail up me bum!”

 

[akmike47]

He just has to turn his phone upside down.

This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]