Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

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‘Ninja bomb’ is a bladed anvil that shreds terrorists with no risk of collateral damage, Pentagon says

The precision Ninja bomb is also kitted out with six internal blades that can cut through buildings or cars with ease.

www.militarytimes.com

 

[Dirty D]

@168BTHPM favorite ride of all time
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And approximately it’s a train…

 

[Dirty D]

I like trains and know too many random things
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Misspelled fetal alcohol syndrome

 

[Dirty D]

This kid clearly knows @Dirty D

He’s not wrong

 

[Dirty D]

19K views · 1.7K reactions | Anybody seen any deer lately? | Makayla Melons

Anybody seen any deer lately?.

www.facebook.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Political Neutrality Of PBS Questioned After New Footage Of Elmo Keying Cybertruck

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hearings on Capitol Hill took a dramatic turn today, with PBS's bipartisanship being questioned due to newly released footage of Elmo keying a Tesla Cybertruck.

babylonbee.com

 

[143lrsd]

Good news @The D
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When you meme and drive this, it’s a solid 2”’s!

 

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[ramblr72]

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Father and two kids spent the night sitting on the wing of their plane the went down on a partially frozen lake in Alaska. A private pilot spotted them and they were rescued by the Alaska Army National Guard.

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Student pilot with two daughters on board

 

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[Garvey]

Never mind, I found it.

https://www.bobcat.com/na/en/attachments/disc-mulcher

NEVER! Curl down where you can see the blades spinning, like in the video. You need a Lexan windshield. And nothing you care about can be within 100 yards of the machine.

 

[Dirty D]

2.3K views · 7.6K reactions | Rayfus Crawford on Reels

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[lash]

NEVER! Curl down where you can see the blades spinning, like in the video. You need a Lexan windshield. And nothing you care about can be within 100 yards of the machine.

So? A lexan windshield is an easy fix and it’s an empty location with nothing nearby. The alternative is cutting down piles of small trees and brush by hand and carting it out some distance for disposal or applying for a burn permit during a drought.

Grow a pair, man!



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[101st]

This guy deserves worse.

 

[TCreedmoor]

Joke's on the commies. The last song they're gonna hear is Fortunate Son by CCR if I'm drunk, or...if I'm sober (they're in real deep shit) Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, and I'm hundreds of yards away flipping switches on my remote fireworks system from Temu, and it's not July 4th.

Don't forget to activate the underground sprinkler system loaded with gasoline ahead of time.

 

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[Fx51LP308]

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Unfortunately, the plate caddy kinda gives things away. Sigma Gamma Rho is one of the three major "African American" service oriented Sororities on most College campuses today. The primary black sorority being Alpha Kappa Alpha (AKA). Delta Sigma Theta is the middle sorority. I'd often have to be our Student Union's "Audio/Visual" person assigned to cover many of their events in our building's hall rooms.

I'll leave y'all to make your own inferences, accordingly!

 

[TCreedmoor]

Why does everyone keep responding to the guy from Retardistan? You guys know every time you respond he just goes back into the closet of his single wide and beats off. The guy looks like he lives on cum sock soup, so stop helping him.

If he had a real life he would be greasing up a fat bitch and getting busy.

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That reminds me, I need to head to New Glarus and get some Spotted Cow.

 

[brianf]

LOL. They will the ones making it happen.

I think they were onboard when they didn’t have any say. Now they are in front of the camera and being taken seriously “it’s my turn”.

All politicians know they get 1 maybe 2 shots at it. AOC isn’t giving up her spot and wasting all the political cap she gained the last 6 months.

 

[TCreedmoor]

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I thought Tesla vehicles had security cameras that record anything happening around the vehicle. Videos of these vandals need to be posted on the web.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cas6969]

And that's why a can't afford a truck. Whores have driven the prices up.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Garvey]

So? A lexan windshield is an easy fix and it’s an empty location with nothing nearby. The alternative is cutting down piles of small trees and brush by hand and carting it out some distance for disposal or applying for a burn permit during a drought.

Grow a pair, man!



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I'm a fan of the mulchers. I have the Skid Pro shredder. I bought it from a friend two years ago. They have their place, and I'm glad I bought it. I'm not telling you to not get one. I'm just telling you a couple of things to be cautious about. The shrapnel coming off those implements can kill man and beast alike.

Pay attention to hydraulic fluid temperature, in the skid steer.

 

[168BTHPM]

I'm a fan of the mulchers. I have the Skid Pro shredder. I bought it from a friend two years ago. They have their place, and I'm glad I bought it. I'm not telling you to not get one. I'm just telling you a couple of things to be cautious about. The shrapnel coming off those implements can kill man and beast alike.

Pay attention to hydraulic fluid temperature, in the skid steer.

You don't have to worry about flying debris when you have an armored hippie rake that rakes and mulches at the same time.

 

[BurtG]

 

[lariat]

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‘Spare’ human bodies grown in artificial wombs in lab as scientists insist ‘bodyoids’ feel no pain & can serve as ‘MEAT’​

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/13885342/spare-human-bodies-bodyoid-meat-grow-lab/

 

[canman]

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I'm considering buying one just to piss off these knuckleheads. The technology is pretty impressive too. I just don't know about long distance driving. I drive 600 miles often. Gas is easy.

 

[168BTHPM]

@akmike47 looks worn out after finishing his shift at the Flying J.

 

[Dirty D]

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Liabilities, they misspelled liabilities

 

[Dirty D]

Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to fill out building permits and wait two years before starting construction.

babylonbee.com

 

[Mwalex]

I'm considering buying one just to piss off these knuckleheads. The technology is pretty impressive too. I just don't know about long distance driving. I drive 600 miles often. Gas is easy.

Some EV companies sell a gas generator for charging the car while on long drives.

 

[Modoc]

I'm considering buying one just to piss off these knuckleheads. The technology is pretty impressive too. I just don't know about long distance driving. I drive 600 miles often. Gas is easy.

It really depends on where you are. I’ve considered one for local commute and short distances, but too many places that we go, it is way too far between charging stations (NE CA, NW NV, and Eastern Oregon). EV do have a place, but until battery and charging technology get better, I can’t see getting one for long trips.

Rules:

 

[Dirty D]

@akmike47 looks worn out after finishing his shift at the Flying J.

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Looks fresh as a daisy to me

 

[Docsherm]

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Her shit must be bad if it could only get her a Chevy ..........

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[akg102]

This kid clearly knows @Dirty D

Mother of the year award

 

[EddieNFL]

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He bought it because he has been conditioned. Same reason he bought 5he bumpe4 sticker.

 

[sierra2]

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Pay the tax. It’s worth it!

 

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