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I’ve been hungry before but never “Hey let’s eat ground up pig parts and salt in the shape of a can”. Maybe I just grew up in a loving home with family that cared aboot me…

Edit: I’m going for the juggler right off the bat

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Hot dogs are different but yes, I’ve had to choke down a few hot dogs
You and your mom as I said, it’s a genetic disposition.
I just find it all fascinating.
Within 30 miles of where I currently reside 20,000 years ago, a group of men were running around, stabbing spear into a woolly mammoth and probably eating it raw. We are the descendants of those men and we need to start acting accordingly.
 
You and your mom as I said, it’s a genetic disposition.
I just find it all fascinating.
Within 30 miles of where I currently reside 20,000 years ago, a group of men were running around, stabbing spear into a woolly mammoth and probably eating it raw.
Hey, don’t turn this into a nature v nurture debate

We can hunt together and I’ll take the heart and liver. You can have whatever part that is shaped like a tin can
 
I don’t know guys I don’t store 20 cords of split firewood that can go into a Woodstove, and have a couple hundred pounds of canned meats on hand, and have a water source that I can walk down to at any time and dip out 5 gallons of water at a time because that’s what I can comfortably carry. It’s just what I do.
 
I don’t know guys I don’t store 20 cords of split firewood that can go into a Woodstove, and have a couple hundred pounds of canned meats on hand, and have a water source that I can walk down to at any time and dip out 5 gallons of water at a time because that’s what I can comfortably carry. It’s just what I do.
With all the sodium and other chemicals in yer spam you’ll be retaining all the water you ever need
 
The future of all women's sports?

Their mom and dad are so proud :(
Here's an idea....give them their own league

How about we take them out behind the pool hall and hit 'em in the giblets with a pool cue until they decide to quit cheating women out of their place in sports, a different kind of Roy Munson if you will
 
Why do billiards have a women's division?
Chess, checkers, cards and pool don't require any strength advantage to dominate.

Why allow someone to compete just because they feel a certain way.

It has nothing to do with men or women's sports, it has to do with coddling someone with a fucking mental disorder, fuck that, maybe a few male family members will start showing up at these events and treating these delusional fucktards to an ass whipping, then they'll have something to complain about.
 
Serious question, would you try a spam and pineapple pizza? 🤣

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You tough guys tawkin bout eating spam....like you done time down on the pea farm.
Nigga please, thats rich folk food. Might as well be eating caviar and pate'.
Shit dat aint nuffin but can ham. Its HAM, the good cuts.

Now...tother night...my womern ask me, "whatchu want fo suppa" I said, "I will make it, dreckly."
I got me some bacon grease to cover the bottom of da pan. Got em hot.
Then i cut me up one dem vidally onyon...real thin.
Slather dem Duke's manayze on some fresh homemade bread. Layer dem onyon on.
THen i sliced some Treet, tree eight thick and drop it in dem greese, till dey brown. Drain em on paper towl den lay em on dem onyon.
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Don't know whats in it, don't wanna know whats in it. Thats why we fry it. If you fry it...it caint hurtcha. And....its delicious!
 
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You tough guys tawkin bout eating spam....like you done time down on the pea farm.
Nigga please, thats rich folk food. Might as well be eating caviar and pate'.
Shit dat aint nuffin but can ham. Its HAM, the good cuts.

Now...tother night...my womern ask me, "whatchu want fo suppa" I said, "I will make it, dreckly."
I got me some bacon grease to cover the bottom of da pan. Got em hot.
Then i cut me up one dem vidally onyon...real thin.
Slather dem Duke's manayze on some fresh homemade bread. Layer dem onyon on.
THen i sliced some Treet, tree eight thick and drop it in dem greese, till dey brown. Drain em on paper towl den lay em on dem onyon.
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Don't know whats in it, don't wanna know whats in it. Thats why we fry it. If you fry it...it caint hurtcha. And....its delicious!
It's fucking cat
 
It's fucking cat
If you remember me telling this story....well...imma tell it again anyway.

I have eaten bobcat, therefore...i know the flavor and consistency of cat. Cat meat is cat meat.
My favorite Chinese restaurant in Asheville NC had a B health rating. They had the best chicken in town. Know how some Chinese places have chicken drummies....yeah, this one never did. Never served chicken on the bone. Best General Tso's chicken, i still have dreams about it.
Their chicken was always stringy. Now some cuts from older chickens is stringy...but an older chicken is never stark white meat.
White, stringy, delicious. It is cat. Period.

I have eaten far too many critters to ever be fooled. The average person can be served almost anything, and be convinced they are eating something else.
Only the best chinese serves cat...and they certainly do. My wife from England concurs, and assures me it is an international phenomenon.

Was served remora, for cobia, in a restaurant in Marathon Florida. I challenged them about it. I wasn't ugly about it at all. They told me they only got the filets at the dock.....eh.....it was also a seafood market so....no.
I suggested if they were going to serve remora, call it remora, or call it catfish, or hell call is carribean cod, but anyone who has eaten cobia, knows it is not cobia. I had eaten remora...so i knew exactly what it was. The way they acted....hell, they knew they were caught. Never even denied that i was right.
Not the first resaurant i have caught either.

ETA
They offered me another meal, real nice about it. I said absolutely not. It was a fine meal, and i was satisfied with the quality and freshness of the fish. Just givingvthem some friendly advice.