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I’ve been hungry before but never “Hey let’s eat ground up pig parts and salt in the shape of a can”. Maybe I just grew up in a loving home with family that cared aboot me…
Edit: I’m going for the juggler right off the bat
I used to work with a guy from Hong Kong, brought in some kind of fried rice for lunch every day.
He brought hot dog fried rice one day!
A suffrage inflicted upon those people with an inferior genetic disposition
Hot dogs are different but yes, I’ve had to choke down a few hot dogs
You and your mom as I said, it’s a genetic disposition.
I just find it all fascinating.
Within 30 miles of where I currently reside 20,000 years ago, a group of men were running around, stabbing spear into a woolly mammoth and probably eating it raw. We are the descendants of those men and we need to start acting accordingly.
Hey, don’t turn this into a nature v nurture debate
We can hunt together and I’ll take the heart and liver. You can have whatever part that is shaped like a tin can
Wow, I meant separately. But it looks worth a try.
I don’t know guys I don’t store 20 cords of split firewood that can go into a Woodstove, and have a couple hundred pounds of canned meats on hand, and have a water source that I can walk down to at any time and dip out 5 gallons of water at a time because that’s what I can comfortably carry. It’s just what I do.
Looks like out of stock...but it's real.
https://www.amazon.com/Spam-Portuguese-Sausage-Ounce-Can/dp/B071DWD7L5?th=1
So I guess a freshly slow fried spam sandwich with peanut butter is out of the question.
With the realization, of course it would all be dependent upon the bread choice said a sandwich was assembled from
You never know when those logs might develop a bad attitude and need to be taken out…
Or the tree rabbit….
Serious question, would you try a spam and pineapple pizza?
Lo
Locals only...Serious question, would you try a spam and pineapple pizza?
With all the sodium and other chemicals in yer spam you’ll be retaining all the water you ever need
The future of all women's sports?
Their mom and dad are so proud
Here's an idea....give them their own league
Serious question, would you try a spam and pineapple pizza?
No pineapple for me, but this one looks interesting
The future of all women's sports?
Their mom and dad are so proud
Here's an idea....give them their own league
How about we take them out behind the pool hall and hit 'em in the giblets with a pool cue until they decide to quit cheating women out of their place in sports, a different kind of Roy Munson if you will
Why do billiards have a women's division?
Chess, checkers, cards and pool don't require any strength advantage to dominate.
Chess, checkers, cards and pool don't require any strength advantage to dominate.
There are women specific chess tournaments though. And the strongest woman currently is ranked #102
“Muhammad”…. *whip cracks*. “no, Toby!”
Muhammad!!!” *whip cracks*. “No, Toby!!”
Yeah… I can see the resemblance….
Sirhr
Why allow someone to compete just because they feel a certain way.
It has nothing to do with men or women's sports, it has to do with coddling someone with a fucking mental disorder, fuck that, maybe a few male family members will start showing up at these events and treating these delusional fucktards to an ass whipping, then they'll have something to complain about.
Serious question, would you try a spam and pineapple pizza?
You tough guys tawkin bout eating spam....like you done time down on the pea farm.
Nigga please, thats rich folk food. Might as well be eating caviar and pate'.
Shit dat aint nuffin but can ham. Its HAM, the good cuts.
Now...tother night...my womern ask me, "whatchu want fo suppa" I said, "I will make it, dreckly."
I got me some bacon grease to cover the bottom of da pan. Got em hot.
Then i cut me up one dem vidally onyon...real thin.
Slather dem Duke's manayze on some fresh homemade bread. Layer dem onyon on.
THen i sliced some Treet, tree eight thick and drop it in dem greese, till dey brown. Drain em on paper towl den lay em on dem onyon.
Don't know whats in it, don't wanna know whats in it. Thats why we fry it. If you fry it...it caint hurtcha. And....its delicious!
Now you jes tryin to give some body acute botutetanutomainitis.
