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You tough guys tawkin bout eating spam....like you done time down on the pea farm.
Nigga please, thats rich folk food. Might as well be eating caviar and pate'.
Shit dat aint nuffin but can ham. Its HAM, the good cuts.

Now...tother night...my womern ask me, "whatchu want fo suppa" I said, "I will make it, dreckly."
I got me some bacon grease to cover the bottom of da pan. Got em hot.
Then i cut me up one dem vidally onyon...real thin.
Slather dem Duke's manayze on some fresh homemade bread. Layer dem onyon on.
THen i sliced some Treet, tree eight thick and drop it in dem greese, till dey brown. Drain em on paper towl den lay em on dem onyon.
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Don't know whats in it, don't wanna know whats in it. Thats why we fry it. If you fry it...it caint hurtcha. And....its delicious!
Duke's ? You fuggin' Stud, You ! 😂
 
Why allow someone to compete just because they feel a certain way.

It has nothing to do with men or women's sports, it has to do with coddling someone with a fucking mental disorder, fuck that, maybe a few male family members will start showing up at these events and treating these delusional fucktards to an ass whipping, then they'll have something to complain about.

I know all that. 🤣
 
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Stream of consciousness inbound…

Aldi “Spam” is best canned meat “loaf” product. I love that stuff. I love bologna, hotdogs, vienna sausages and on and on…. Love is cruel 😅

Second, I am not eating processed foods any more, personal journey stuff.

Third, processed meats like spam, sandwich meats, hotdogs and the like are LOADED with things that are TERRIBLE for your body and absolutely cause metabolic dysfunction at a minimum and ultimately disease. Probably more cancer in a hotdog than a cigarette…..

Single ingredient non-processed food is the way. Get seed oils out of your life, eat real food (as real as your situation allows) and kick the sugar and processed food, exercise …… and watch your life change.

This has been a public service announcement from some guy you probably don’t know on the internet who is experiencing life change and wants others to get off “medicine” and heal.

Now, no freeloading

 
If you remember me telling this story....well...imma tell it again anyway.

I have eaten bobcat, therefore...i know the flavor and consistency of cat. Cat meat is cat meat.
My favorite Chinese restaurant in Asheville NC had a B health rating. They had the best chicken in town. Know how some Chinese places have chicken drummies....yeah, this one never did. Never served chicken on the bone. Best General Tso's chicken, i still have dreams about it.
Their chicken was always stringy. Now some cuts from older chickens is stringy...but an older chicken is never stark white meat.
White, stringy, delicious. It is cat. Period.

I have eaten far too many critters to ever be fooled. The average person can be served almost anything, and be convinced they are eating something else.
Only the best chinese serves cat...and they certainly do. My wife from England concurs, and assures me it is an international phenomenon.

Was served remora, for cobia, in a restaurant in Marathon Florida. I challenged them about it. I wasn't ugly about it at all. They told me they only got the filets at the dock.....eh.....it was also a seafood market so....no.
I suggested if they were going to serve remora, call it remora, or call it catfish, or hell call is carribean cod, but anyone who has eaten cobia, knows it is not cobia. I had eaten remora...so i knew exactly what it was. The way they acted....hell, they knew they were caught. Never even denied that i was right.
Not the first resaurant i have caught either.

ETA
They offered me another meal, real nice about it. I said absolutely not. It was a fine meal, and i was satisfied with the quality and freshness of the fish. Just givingvthem some friendly advice.

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Stream of consciousness inbound…

Aldi “Spam” is best canned meat “loaf” product. I love that stuff. I love bologna, hotdogs, vienna sausages and on and on…. Love is cruel 😅

Second, I am not eating processed foods any more, personal journey stuff.

Third, processed meats like spam, sandwich meats, hotdogs and the like are LOADED with things that are TERRIBLE for your body and absolutely cause metabolic dysfunction at a minimum and ultimately disease. Probably more cancer in a hotdog than a cigarette…..

Single ingredient non-processed food is the way. Get seed oils out of your life, eat real food (as real as your situation allows) and kick the sugar and processed food, exercise …… and watch your life change.

This has been a public service announcement from some guy you probably don’t know on the internet who is experiencing life change and wants others to get off “medicine” and heal.

Now, no freeloading




This is wisdom^^^^^
The Treet is in my long term food storage. IE emergencies.
I was just making sure it was still good.

Anything that has a long shelf life, will cause you to have a short shelf life, if you make a habit of it.
 
Unless you control it from seed stock to table or raise it and process it/have it processed, there is little you can do.

I get the whole health lifestyle, everything will kill you, the water you drink to the air you breathe, we are slowly killing ourselves, directly or indirectly.
 
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I fill the saw with gas when I leave and don’t take any more with me. When that saw is out of gas, I’m done cutting.
There is WISDOM in this my brother



Unless you control it from seed stock to table or raise it and process it/have it processed, there is little you can do.

I get the whole health lifestyle, everything will kill you, the water you drink to the air you breathe, we are slowly killing ourselves, directly or indirectly.
The thing is, it doesn’t have to be perfect to be wildly effective.

You’re right you will never get it 100% but if you get it measurably better you will see huge benefit. I never let perfect be the enemy of good.

It isn’t just food either. It is management of your environment as well as you can. If anyone is interested in learning or exploring more, look up doctors Andrew Huberman and Paul Saladino as 2 great places to start.

*** What I am talking about isn’t a “diet”, it is a change in how you view everything that relates to you metabolically. Everything. Both of my parents died of cancer and that is reason enough to be concerned about what affects my body but what will keep me on this path is how I feel. Nothing short of miraculous has this turn around been. I don’t want to preach or be overbearing but if you are sick and tired of being sick and tired…you don’t need more “medicine” you need better inputs.
 
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There is WISDOM in this my brother




The thing is, it doesn’t have to be perfect to be wildly effective.

You’re right you will never get it 100% but if you get it measurably better you will see huge benefit. I never let perfect be the enemy of good.

This^^^^..again.
Its easy to avoid GMO, corn, soybean products, and wheat are something you should eat very little to none of anyway. Bang, just like that you cut out the most common GMOs.
The other big one is tomatos.
The greens are generally safe for now. You should be growingvyour pwn lettuce. Any idiot can keep a fresh supply of lettuce growing, even with the smallest of city yards.

There are lots of easy to grow, quick to mature crops that are still unmodified. It takes effort and dedication.

Rules:
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I am the zinnia boss.
 
This^^^^..again.
Its easy to avoid GMO, corn, soybean products, and wheat are something you should eat very little to none of anyway. Bang, just like that you cut out the most common GMOs.
The other big one is tomatos.
The greens are generally safe for now. You should be growingvyour pwn lettuce. Any idiot can keep a fresh supply of lettuce growing, even with the smallest of city yards.

There are lots of easy to grow, quick to mature crops that are still unmodified. It takes effort and dedication.

Rules:
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I am the zinnia boss.
A few months after banning seed oils (vegetable oil, corn oil, peanut oil, ect) from all products in our home and using *gasp* butter, lard, tallow, avocado and coconut oil products the difference in my life quality is startling. That shit is absolutely trying to kill you and your family. If you only do one thing, stop using this poison (not you specifically Joe) 😅

Animal based eating, fat forward (dirty carnivore for me) and keep additives out. Look at ingredients, can’t pronounce it or don’t know what that shit is? Don’t put it in your body.

Seems like common sense.

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A few months after banning seed oils (vegetable oil, corn oil, peanut oil, ect) from all products in our home and using *gasp* butter, lard, tallow, avocado and coconut oil products the difference in my life quality is startling. That shit is absolutely trying to kill you and your family. If you only do one thing, stop using this poison (not you specifically Joe) 😅

Animal based eating, fat forward (dirty carnivore for me) and keep additives out. Look at ingredients, can’t pronounce it or don’t know what that shit is? Don’t put it in your body.

Seems like common sense.

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Cottonseed oil. It isn't even fit for human consumption AT ALL and yet they replaced palm and coconut oil, in snack foods with cottonseed oil.
I contend that the deadliest thing in a pack of Nabs(Lance snack crackers for you heathens) is now the cottonseed oil.
Remember when popcorn was popped in coconut oil? It still is at my house.
YEs i have my own heirloom popcorn seed.
You can get heirloom corn seed that is not hybrid nor modified.
It is seed renewal year for me. I have to brimg out my old seed from the deep freeze, and "renew" the line.
Good thing i bought me a tractor.

@Lawless I have a dandy indian meal corn i can send you if you are interested. About 3 years in the freezer, but it shouldcstill germinate 75% or better. Its "mountain paint" if i remeber correct. Perfect for your climate, will germinate in cooler ground temps.
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Cottonseed oil. It isn't even fit for human consumption AT ALL and yet they replaced palm and coconut oil, in snack foods with cottonseed oil.
I contend that the deadliest thing in a pack of Nabs(Lance snack crackers for you heathens) is now the cottonseed oil.
Remember when popcorn was popped in coconut oil? It still is at my house.
YEs i have my own heirloom popcorn seed.
You can get heirloom corn seed that is not hybrid nor modified.
It is seed renewal year for me. I have to brimg out my old seed from the deep freeze, and "renew" the line.
Good thing i bought me a tractor.

@Lawless I have a dandy indian meal corn i can send you if you are interested. About 3 years in the freezer, but it shouldcstill germinate 75% or better. Its "mountain paint" if i remeber correct. Perfect for your climate, will germinate in cooler ground temps.
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Yes sir I will gladly try it.
 
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