The only body type @geek65 can handle in bed. Anything more might put up too much of a fight
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Looks in need of a good meal or three. Just because you like shemales, don't judge others by your low standards.
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View threadThe only body type @geek65 can handle in bed. Anything more might put up too much of a fight
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You fucking pussy. What do you have sex with, a warm dish rag?
Looks in need of a good meal or three. Just because you like shemales, don't judge others by your low standards.
Chill bro, chill. We beleive you. You don't want your man to have a vagina. We understand, you love the cock.I am not interesting in shemales or women (if you can call them that) that look like men, you choose whatever floats your boat.
Chill bro, chill. We beleive you. You don't want your man to have a vagina. We understand, you love the cock.
I am not interesting in shemales or women (if you can call them that) that look like men, you choose whatever floats your boat.
Fuck, I call that a strike...........he got at least 10............
Had a guy go to Sturgis with me one year...........he got a big tattoo of Foghorn Leghorn below his knee...........said he always wanted to tell the women he had a big cock below his knee.........
Fun fact. Bill Murray was told they needed to film 3 strikes that day. He bowled 3 in a row on the first take. Audience reaction is genuine.
What do you have sex with, a warm dish rag?
Nope, just has to be room temp
Doesn’t matter got laid. She Gluck Glucked me so hard my asshole whistledI see @akmike47 's baby momma is making her version of duck faces for the camera again.
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You volunteered to “suck out the poison” after…
She might rip my pecker off if she isn’t careful, I’ll risk it. She’s also not near as big as most the hoes you postView attachment 8664210
She totally looks like she’s trying to be a guy too, right? What with the makeup, hairdo, tight shirt showing off her boobs, & the short skirt…
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I know you were in a “dick-shaped” frenzy and don’t remember what happened but you accidentally grabbed a real snake and it bit you. So yes, I volunteered to save you. I can’t quit youYou volunteered to “suck out the poison” after…
Doesn’t matter got laid. She Gluck Glucked me so hard my asshole whistled
Good thing "I am so not a raper!"