Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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My Dad would have said "Rub some dirt on it." Mom would have been there with the Mercurochrome and a band aid, that thing isn't even bleeding much.
I said to myself when I saw that picture, there is no way that cop is that dumb to be putting on a tourniquet there, it has to be an ankle bracelet that came off.
 
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This method of breaking up a fight works on @Dirty D as well. Mom said she has used it several times when he tries to be the alpha fuck toy.


If some dog grabs my dog by the neck like that, it's going to have its back legs stomped on and broken. If you can't control your dog, I'll control it for you, and you won't like how I do it.

I am very much a dog lover, but you need to keep you dog under control.
 
This method of breaking up a fight works on @Dirty D as well. Mom said she has used it several times when he tries to be the alpha fuck toy.



? Not sure where this 'distraction method' rumor came from ?
A few years back one of my in-laws from the city asked me, "Is it true that if you're getting mauled by a bear.....you just have to reach around and stick your finger in the bear's ass, and the bear will run away?"
I just laughed and shook my head in disbelief.
Who comes up with this stuff?
 
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I’ve been tempted several times to put a gun rack in the truck and add cardboard cutouts of a shotty and a Barrett just to see reactions…
Yup I miss those days too. HS parking lot every pick had a two gun rack with a rifle and a shotty. Doors unlocked, key in switch. I don't remember one single incident of any trouble.

Today that's just asking to get broke into.

I don't want nobody knowin nothin bout what's in my pickup