Headlines that make you laugh

[Gunfighter14e2]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

 

[ColinW]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

"When we started World War II...."

I'm sorry....America did what, now? Did another corrupt politician just say the quiet part out loud? There's mandates against that, ya know. They'll kill you for saying the quiet parts out loud. Go ask JFK. Oh....wait. Nevermind

"They" deplete the weapons stock.....ON PURPOSE!!! How else are all the war mongerers gonna get rich from insider stock trading with DOD weapons manufacturers? They gotta get rich somehow......So, they instigate wars for profit.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Context matters, and keyboard inflection is non-existent.

As is "sarcasm-font".

 

[Ankeny]

I thought this was going to be a thread about headlines that make people laugh.

 

[mosin46]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

that's just silly. LRRPF52 and kalshnekev (?) will be happy to enlighten you with their truth.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought this was going to be a thread about headlines that make people laugh.
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