Headlines that make you laugh

[Gunfighter14e2]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

 

[ColinW]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

"When we started World War II...."

I'm sorry....America did what, now? Did another corrupt politician just say the quiet part out loud? There's mandates against that, ya know. They'll kill you for saying the quiet parts out loud. Go ask JFK. Oh....wait. Nevermind

"They" deplete the weapons stock.....ON PURPOSE!!! How else are all the war mongerers gonna get rich from insider stock trading with DOD weapons manufacturers? They gotta get rich somehow......So, they instigate wars for profit.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Context matters, and keyboard inflection is non-existent.

As is "sarcasm-font".

 

[Ankeny]

I thought this was going to be a thread about headlines that make people laugh.

 

[mosin46]

If you are able to, think about the why first. Then think about all the dick you have to swollen at work to keep your job, while being forced to fund the MIC thru legalized theft

https://justthenews.com/government/...m-about-us-military-shortage-defense-missiles

that's just silly. LRRPF52 and kalshnekev (?) will be happy to enlighten you with their truth.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought this was going to be a thread about headlines that make people laugh.
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Meanwhile, in Kansas…

 

[Ronws]

 

[Steel+Killer]

I am sure they can find an OEM missile manufacturer in China to make more missiles to go to war with China.......oh wait hold

 

[mosin46]

I am sure they can find an OEM missile manufacturer in China to make more missiles to go to war with China.......oh wait hold

you are so ruthless and cruel. i only kill paper.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Wi Tu Lo or Ho Li Fuk were the pilots and crew on the San Francisco plane crash

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

These motherfuckers are openly talking about a war with China. This is the new scare tactic. They have to pump everyone up with so they can get you to agree that they need a billion trillion dollars for "defense", and so the CIA can do drug and mind control experiments on American citizens, and the dems can fund 55,000 ngo's, because if we don't figure out what happens when we give sex changes to emus for $50m/ year we could lose this country.

The crazy thing is that there are intelligent people right here on this forum who will be along shortly to tell you why he's right. Meanwhile, China isn't coming. They are defeating us with social media and our fucked up economy. They are controlling the university system, with the help of the commies we grow here. They don't need to fire a shot, they just have to wait until we are too fat and stupid to know we've lost.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

These motherfuckers are openly talking about a war with China. This ia the new scare tactic they have to pump everyone up with ao they can get you to agree that they need a billion trillion dollars for "defense", and so the CIA can do drug and mind control experiments on American citizens, and the dems can fund 55,000 ngo's, because if we don't figure out what happens when we give sex changes to emus for $50m/ year we could lose this country.

The crazy thing is that there are intelligent people right here on this forum who will be along shortly to tell you why he's right. Meanwhile, China isn't coming. They are defeating us with social media and our fucked up economy. They are controlling the university system, with the help of the commies we grow here. They don't need to fire a shot, they just have to wait until we are too fat and stupid to know we've lost.

I'm sorry that was too long to read. Can you do a great favor and make a tic toc video?

 

[mosin46]

These motherfuckers are openly talking about a war with China. This ia the new scare tactic they have to pump everyone up with ao they can get you to agree that they need a billion trillion dollars for "defense", and so the CIA can do drug and mind control experiments on American citizens, and the dems can fund 55,000 ngo's, because if we don't figure out what happens when we give sex changes to emus for $50m/ year we could lose this country.

The crazy thing is that there are intelligent people right here on this forum who will be along shortly to tell you why he's right. Meanwhile, China isn't coming. They are defeating us with social media and our fucked up economy. They are controlling the university system, with the help of the commies we grow here. They don't need to fire a shot, they just have to wait until we are too fat and stupid to know we've lost.

damn i hate agreeing with this guy but i can't say i disagree even a little on this one.