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I’ll do wardrobe adjustments before the next shot.
They gotta learn, if you want it, don't leave it laying around. I woke up one summer morning as a kid to the sound of my dad starting up the tractor. I was disappointed in myself for not waking up in time to go out to cut wood with him, so I hurriedly got dressed and came out the door just in time to see him run over my bike that I left on the driveway.Don't forget small to medium sized sticks! Blades are cheap. One of my boys was riding in my lap yesterday and got upset with me for running over a big stick that he said was "his" that he wanted to keep.![]()
Hey, all the nutrients will be absorbed somehow. Don’t ask don’t tell
Kill everyone with Agent Oran…I mean, Tapatio sauce
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Lower explosion limit. I sell gas meters and scbas.
She looks good, but it’s AI/photoshop. Looked it up to see who she is, and it’s not her body lol
Flamethrowers don’t work Underwater
You eat corn anally and kiss hotdogs before you eat them in one bite.Big deal, @akmike47 gets fucked for bus tokens (then he walks anyways).
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In one of the most unexpected experiments in behavioral science, researchers at Yale taught capuchin monkeys how to use money small silver tokens that could be exchanged for food. But once the monkeys grasped the concept of currency, things took a wild turn.
Not only did they learn to budget, steal, and bargain… but shockingly, one monkey was even observed trading tokens for sex. Yes, monkeys invented prostitution all on their own.
It’s a fascinating (and slightly hilarious) look at how deep-rooted some human-like behaviors really are.
Don’t tell Geek, he hates women with more testosterone(read: any testosterone) than him
You eat corn anally and kiss hotdogs before you eat them in one bite.
I almost dated a girl that was paralyzed from the waist down, I could have put a boot on her chair if she got an attitude
Don’t we already know that it’s all of them, and from all of the other states? And @168BTHPM. And @Dirty D. And like 1/3 of the rest of you degenerates
I categorically deny getting unsolicited dick pics from the other 2/3rds.Don’t we already know that it’s all of them, and from all of the other states? And @168BTHPM. And @Dirty D. And like 1/3 of the rest of you degenerates
I’m not ashamed. In fact I’ll show everyone else tooI categorically deny getting unsolicited dick pics from the other 2/3rds.
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It’s cute that you think he hasn’t already.@Threadcutter308, we all know what you’re thinking. No, you will not look ravishing in this outfit. At all… But yes, @Dirty D wants you to wear it for him
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Sounds like you have personal knowledge so I gotta ask. Does it glow in the dark? Blacklight requirements? Cuz, asking for a friendYou’ll have a yellow dick for a few days
Fun fact: turmeric does glow under black lights.Sounds like you have personal knowledge so I gotta ask. Does it glow in the dark? Blacklight requirements? Cuz, asking for a friend
Meh, I'm not worried. He isn't exactly a conniseur of good looks anyway........@Threadcutter308, we all know what you’re thinking. No, you will not look ravishing in this outfit. At all… But yes, @Dirty D wants you to wear it for him
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@Threadcutter308, we all know what you’re thinking. No, you will not look ravishing in this outfit. At all… But yes, @Dirty D wants you to wear it for him
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Are you trying to make him cum? Because he’s going to cum if you do that.30 Lashes for you and you'll be tied to the mast.